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Adrienne Barbeau! :knockedou

Susan Dey, Laurie Partridge for me.

Jamie Lee Curtis for me. Man, she still looks good.

I see you Jamie Lee Curtis and raise you Pam Grier.

This match will close tomorrow.

Randy Rhoads leads Mikael Akerfeldt 12-7

Diary of a Madman -- Randy Rhoads/Ozzie Osbourne, please!

Sox here...though late to the party as usual! That said, let's see where we stand, on aging celebrity alternatives to knotholes, high or low.
Sharon? Uh, O.K., but not for me.
RE and I agree more than we disagree. THIS! EXACTLY!

Thus spake the clixer who yells "Yo, Adrienne!" when sending his Icons Wonder Woman into battle.
Yes...and there are at least two very good reasons why I have recurring dreams of her as Rulah the Jungle Goddess!
http://www.art4comics.com/rulah.htm
Geez, well...yes, Laurie Partridge, of course...though VG9 will be pleased to know I'd be just as happy as a bug in a rug with MOTHER Partridge (Shirley Jones)!
Or...
...Kay Lenz. Been a fan since Day One, especially since "Fast Walking," a film with James Woods. "Stripped to Kill" just sealed the deal.
...also, Megan Gallagher. When they killed her off on "Millennium," I stopped watching.
No bout adoubt it!!! Why else would "True Lies" be on my Top Ten List of Must Have movies? Why else would I sit and enjoy Activia commercials??
Boys, I'm an old man and if I'm not careful, thoughts of Sophia Loren or Ann Margaret could be risky business at my age.

But...but...(gasp) PAM GRIER? What's the number for 911, in case I need an ambulance?

Though, after all is said and done, Vanessa Williams is THE One for me. For every good reason I can think of...'cause there isn't a bad one.

And, hey, she can SING, too!

I was eating with a girlfriend at a French Cafe down on Las Olas in Ft Lauderdale when we overhear a woman at the table next to us regaling her companions with tales of the making of the movie musical Oklahoma. My gf told me it was Shirley Jones and not wanting to turn around and be a buffoon, I took her word for it.

We got up to leave and I look and it is the lovely Ms Jones. I get nervous, but still don't want to go over to her. It's a small place and their table is in full view of the door. So as we leave, she must sense my staring towards her and she looks over towards the door. Busted! I mouthed the words "I think I love you" and we smiled at each other and my gf and I went on our way.

All in all it wasn't a bad day. Shirley Jones and Diamond Dallas Page (I think he had Kimberly with him too) in one afternoon.

You forgot Paula Prentiss, Valerie Perrine, and Ursula Andress.

Oh God, just when I was thinking about taking a nap, and I see this stuff! Thoughts of all those beautiful fantasies are going to keep me awake for quite a while!!

Although I have always admired slender limbs, haven't quite thought about getting that friendly yet!! Check back in a couple of years, but I do understand that the companions of today don't always come as close to the charms of a Kay Lenz or a Susan Dey fantasy as they used to.

After I've checked out of this life's grand hotel, if I can come back again as somebody who's already lived, I've got five choices, ranked according to my order of preference:

1. Roy Rogers
2. Frank Sinatra (a marriage to Ava Gardner gives him an edge over Neil Young)
3. Neil Young
4. Richard Benjamin
5. Jim Palmer

But the longer I know you, VG9, the closer Jim Palmer gets to being #6.

Did I ever happen to mention that I'm a HUGE fan of Rogers & Hammerstein musicals --- and "Oklahoma" just happens to be my favorite???!!???? Egad, what I love even more is getting an opportunity to hear good stories from those who've lived them. Oh man, never mind Jim Palmer --- I now know that when it comes to being That Guy in a French cafe, better to be VG9 than Hemingway!
I forgot Paula Prentiss until five minutes after I submitted the post. Just so you know, she has a LOT to do with Richard Benjamin being in the fourth slot on my list.

That said...as a kid, I would go to movies like "Where the Boys Are" and "The Horizontal Lieutenant" just to see Paula Prentiss. Though it was in "What's New #####cat?" that she became officially unforgettable, IMHO.

But with all due respect to Ms. Perrine and Ms. Andress, I'd run harder to catch up to Julie Newmar and Elinor Donahue. And Sue Ane Langdon, too.

...and no doubt I have just opened the door for Yvette Mimeux fans to make their presence known!

Ursala Andress has always been my favorite Bond Girl.