The oh my! discussion in the Excelsior thread made me think of other funny cards we could have for Trek. We already have an awesome Redshirt card, but here's a few others:

Montgomery Scott: I know this ship like the back of me hand! Action: Discard this card.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN! : Action: Disable this card to immediately give your ship a sensor echo as a free action, even if your ship doesn't have sensor echo in its action bar.

Stealing the scene. Action: Discard this card to give this captain initiative for the rest of the game. All other friendly captains skill becomes 1. This card costs 0 if Kirk is your captain.

Pitch in with your own!

Dammit! I'm a doctor not a ______.

Discard the card for one free action.

I'd really like to see a "Shut Up Wesley" card. Something to do with interrupting or canceling an opponent’s action

"Well, the thing's got to have a tail pipe."

Discard. Opponents can't use cloaking this turn.