Should I divorce her??

I'd say yes, but the decision is your's.

I think divorce is too much too soon. I suggest counseling first.

A misplaced apostrophe can be worked out, I think, but if she creates syntax problems with misspelled words, than you should of got a divorce attorney.

So did she knowingly send you a text with a misplaced apostrophe?

If so, I'm fairly certain that's grounds for beheading, or at least I've heard that it is in Utah.

If she didn't know, she's probably lying. Everyone knows proper apostrophe placement.

I could'nt make that kin'd of decision for you.

Someones' personal matters mu'stnt be interfered with.
I just ended a sentence with a preposition, there. If I'm on your Buddy List, take me off.

Its all of matter of it's context, really.

Was this text in English or Klingon?
There are many apostrophes in the Klingon language, and I assume it is not her native tongue.
Just ask her to apologize in Klingon.
Don't forgive her until she does.

I hate each and every one of you.

(Unless you have a SR Wrecker or Phoenix you're willing to trade to me. )

You only hate us because we're beautiful.

Hmm, weird. The texts she sends me are always grammatically correct and with perfect punctuation.

In cases like this I've always found it helpful to consult Froyd (my Japanese barber.)

Froyd says, "You divowce dat clazee beech now! So me have much fun rater!"

(Froyd's kind of a plick sometimes.)

I guess you could say this is

(•_•) , ( •_•)>⌐■-■ , (⌐■_■)

A capostrophe.


YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Make her watch while you punctuate another woman, preferably her mom or sister.

Are you certain that is his name?

Are you certain it's not Frroyd?

I'm afrroyd this thread has run its course.

THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER!

/hail hydra.