You might ask yourself, why should I, a very inteligent person (who spends too much money on dolls, aaahhh, I mean collectable miniatures, oh man i barely got out that one with my masculinity in tact) join the H.M.C. Clan, well, because its boss as all get out, plus benifits such as....

*your own clan name like riddick or jason, whatever use your favorite, that isnt allready taken of course.

*if you get ripped off in a trade, said rippers shall be persecuted and harrased until the vendeta is over or until the ripper cries like the 10 year old girl he really is. If said ripper is a woman, let it slide man, cause i ain't about to VERBALLY chew-out a chick, copasetic.(whew, somebody open up a window and let some of this innuendo out) any ways, i'm not about yellin' at women.

*and much, much, more..........

So you you might be askin me, well quasarnart who the hell are you?
Ash (sound of a gun cocking) Housewares (sound of a deadite being blasted with the Boom Stick).