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Originally Posted by tidge
5% of my dissatisfaction is that I want to play a competative "comic-book battle" game, not a min/max strategy game...you guys do realize that these are little plastic figures of comic book characters?
Bullseye: Ya aint payin me enough Doc, to put up with this smoke. *cough* I swear I'm gonna kill him.
Boomerang: Do you have to make this blasted smoke everywhere we go mate?
Mysterio: I wanted us to make a GRAND entrance.
Bullseye: My doctor told me if I keep smoking it will be the death of me. I'm starting to see what he was saying.*cough*
Doc Ock: Silence fools! Someone else is here.
Mysterio: Chicks nine o' clock!
Electro: Is that whats over there? Is that your mys-te-rious answer? Is that the answer your crystal ball is giving you these days. How many tarot cards did it take you to figure that there's "chicks at nine o' clock huh?
Sandman: What a bunch of freaks they are with. Hey Ladies stop dating the zeros and come over here with the heroes!
Electro: Of yeah what a bunch of freaks they are. Look who is talking, a gaint pile of sand.
Boomerang: Ok, can someone explain to me now what we are doing in 16th century Europe and who the freaks over there are?
Last edited by Super_Member; 02/09/2005 at 19:24..
Originally Posted by tidge
5% of my dissatisfaction is that I want to play a competative "comic-book battle" game, not a min/max strategy game...you guys do realize that these are little plastic figures of comic book characters?
The portal shimmered and shut with an audible "whooosh" Fatality looked over at the little man whearing the white hat and holding the cheroot between his teeth...."penguin...if youre wrong about this Ill have your flippers mounted"
"waaagh waaagh...now now my dear...my calculations are never wrong...i believe we will find the Justice League here...then we can prove whose the better and get our revenge...."
Fury flapped her harpy-like wings gained some elevation and pointed over to a group of men standing a short distance away...one of sand...one with metallic arms...one with a target on his head...
Deadshot looked over and grinned..."look he was made for me"...and began raising his wrist blasters...as he took a step forward...and felt a hand on his chest...he glanced to his left and came eye-to-eye with Deathstroke....a hairsbreath away...the mercenary leader of this band said..."I heard of them...they took out the titans recently...I think we should hold off and see if they are allies...after all these portals have a habit of dumping us in the middle of it...."
Cheshire just kneeled and took a bit of soil...testing the wind...never know when a lady needed to be down wind....
then she heard the one of sand holler out..."Hey ladies stop dating the zeroes...and come over here with the heroes"
with that she raised an eyebrow and Slade...and said "well...Zero?"
Slade looked over at the tentacled one..and said...let me go have a talk with him...pointing at the one who was looking back at the mercenary...
the game was on...but who the opponent was would be seen...
Live Theme or Die! (Heroclix Motto)
"got any dragons you need slain?" Oscar Gordon, Glory Road by Robert Heinlein
Sandman: I don't understand. Those chicks don't seem interested in us.
Electro: Allow me to explain my sand castle friend. Women like walks on the beach. They like the sun, the ocean, the sand. They like the way the sand feels in between their toes as they walk on the beach. However, I'm sure they do not like the way it feels for their man to be the beach!
Sandman:
Boomerang: Ha ha, ya scaring the chicks away mate!
Electro: Now moving on to Boomerang. Boomerang women do not like you because you speak funny, smell, and in your spare time you like to rob banks. Get a hobby that doesn't include saying mate and throwing boomerangs.
Boomerang:
Electro: Now Mysterio,
Mysterio: Wait now! Before you tell me why women would not be attracted to , I read in a certain women's magazine that women like men with a little mystery to them.
Bullseye: Figures you would look at girlie magazines with that big green fish net stocking you're wearing that you call a costume.
Electro: Yes women DO like men with a little mystery to them, BUT they wouldn't like you. You are nothing but smoke and mirrors. Particularly smoke. Wearing a fishbowl on your had is not a mystery, it is freaky! How ridiculous is it to have a fishbowl on your head!
Mysterio: :cross-eye
Electro: Bullseye, well Bullseye you would kill your own mother for half-price. You are rude, crude and have a serious attitude.
Bullseye:
Electro: That leads us to our brilliant leader. Doctor Octopus. You are obsessed my friend. You obsessed with your work, with Spider-man, with dragging us out to the middle of nowhere with no good reason. You have no time for a women, and even if you did, you have a bowl-shaped hair cut and four extra metal appendages! Not very se----OUCH!!! DID YOU HAVE TO HIT ME!!
Doctor Octopus: Quiet all of you! Now to answer you previous question Boomerang, we are here because I received an anonymous tip that Spider-man would be here.
Bullseye: And you believed it! Great!
Doctor Octopus: The "weirdos" over there are expected, and will likely be our allies. Now I suggest you guys get your act together before we lose any potential friends.
Sandman: How good can they be if a fat man with an umbrella is an equal part of their team. He even looks like he is leading them.
Doctor Octopus: Why Mysterio? Why are you looking at me so funny.
If you could see Mysterio's eyes, which you can't, but if you could, you would swear they were looking at Doctor Octopus with absolute horror.
Doctor Octopus: Oh I see our other friends have arrived to the east. Absorbing Man, Titania, Yellow Jacket, Vanisher, and who is that with them? In the smoke? Mysterio!!!??? Why did you smoke our friends out?
Mysterio: Um. No no reason. Equipment malfunction thats all. Yeah thats...thats it.
Doc Octopus would have to keep an eye on Mysterio from now on. He was acting strange even for Mysterio.
Originally Posted by tidge
5% of my dissatisfaction is that I want to play a competative "comic-book battle" game, not a min/max strategy game...you guys do realize that these are little plastic figures of comic book characters?
Today on Spider Friends we join Peter, Bobby and Angelica investigate some odd happenings at the old Castle outside of town. Special Guest star - The Man-Thing.
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Bobby: Hey Pete, you sure we're not wasting our time here. I don't see anything happening here.
Peter: When I was down at the Bugle today I saw this article that's going in tomorrows paper about a Shambling Mound being sighted out here at the old castle estate.
Bobby: Shambling Mound? It's a prank. That's some D&D monster. Probably a bunch of geeks out here drinkin and playing silly role playing games are imagining stuff.
Peter: Yeah probably so I thought we might as well check it out.
Bobby: But this is a waste of time, we should be in the city fighting real crime. Not out here goofing off. Real Crime fighters like Captain America wouldn't be out here checking out tabloid rhumors. He's be where the action is.
Peter: Actually he'll be out here too.
Angelica: Hey, I thought I saw that bush move.
Bobby: What would Cap be doing out here, he's always doing press confrences, movie cameos, or mixing it up with the big name villans in town. He doesn't mess around with "disturbances". He's a high profile crime fighter. Did you see him on letterman last week?
Peter: Oh he'll be here...I figured if I gotta be here, Mr. War Hero can waste his time out here too.
Bobby: What makes you think he'd listen to you?
Peter: Me? Probably not, but he um...got an annonymous tip that there were N@zi's out here. He always falls for that one.