Okay, we need of list of every Clix character that was introduced in 1999 or later, so we can see just how many we'd need to replace with 90's characters...

OK, I'll run with this one too:

"I've fallen and I can't get up" Spawn
Home Alone staring at his Scissorhands sighing Spawn
Fava Beans and a nice Chianti Spawn
White Ford Bronco Spawn
Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates Spawn
Medieval Spawn with Lead Pipe & Blow Torch
To infinity and beyond Spawn
I Get Knocked Down, but I get up again Spawn
I see dead people Spawn
We need Weapons, lots of Weapons Spawn

Baby Spawn -- Death in a diaper
Mime Spawn -- 0 movement cause he's stuck in a box
Robot Spawn -- Beedybeedybeep
To Wong Fu Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar Spawn aka Birdcage Spawn -- with true "leapfrog" pose

And they'd be poly-bagged, so opening them would render them valueless.

Also, missing Spawns include:

OJ's Bronco-Driving Spawn
Miracleman/Marvelman Trademark-Stealing Spawn
"Read My Lips. No New Taxes." Spawn
For the Love of God, Can't You People Put Out a Book on Time? Spawn
Y2K Spawn

We'd also need the first expansion to be titled "Above the Ankle!" It would feature Cable, Marvel's next great hope, in a number of poses (none of which show the character's feet) as well as the wholly original, and not at all derivative, Shatterstar. The set's hottest piece would likely be the unique "McFarlane Spiderman," a colossal figure that represents Todd's distinctive, "web-happy" artistic style by wrapping a Universe starter Spiderman in a softball-sized ball of shipping twine.

Oh, ugh, you're entirely right. I feel ill.

Respect.

Let the saga continue...
- Come On Eileen Spawn
- "Oops! I Carped My Pants!" Spawn
- Second-date Cold-sore Spawn
- "I'm Serious and Don't Call Me Shirly" Spawn
- "I swear they were hidding weapons of mass destruction" Spawn
- Fat-guy-in-a-little-coat Spawn
- Mmmm Ribs! Spawn
- "Carlos said what?!" Spawn
- Safety Dance Spawn
- Lacrosse Team Rape Accomplice Spawn
- "You're Out of your ####ing mind with these gas prices" Spawn

How could I have forgot poly-bagged?!?!?!?.....and they would probably be signed and bagged with a BFC.

Wet tube socks anyone?

Pickle-thighs Liefeld and his croissant headbands and ear-pieces. Mmm... croisants. Remember Prophet?

Oh god... I just remembered Youngblood......... I think I threw up a little in my mouth. Oh god... and Stryfe.... bleeding from the nose now......

Oh! Maximum Carnage!

U Carnage - Lots of regen, flurry, and blades
U Shreik - Mind control and PW
U Doppelganger - Flurry, plasticity, l/c, and blades
U Carrion - Phasing, EW, and Steal energy
U Demogoblin - RS, PB, and EE
REV Captian America - would totally rock for one clix and the rest of the dial he would amble around (4-5 speed) and talk about how Spider-Man is a better man than he'll ever be.

Maximum Cloneage!

U Jackal - MM out the wazoo, no actual stats
U Spidercide - Plasticity and Shapechange! 14 attack! 19 Imp! 0 damage?
Every Pog would be a Spidey-Pog!
(only two clix included in the set)

the most wanted that would have happened by now:

REV Strong Guy - the RE would be capable attackers along the same vein as Black King. the Vet (you know after Peter David left) would suck and only be two clix deep.

Lots of punisher and venom variants. Maybe a micro unique. Also, anything that was image would either be late or never come out at all.

If it doesn't have an oversized gun and a ridiculous number of pouches, it's ain't Liefeld.

Liefeilds clix would be great because they wouldnt just be out of proportion and have no feet, they would alos somehow even though they are 3-d have a really screwed up perspective. Any angle you looked at them from, something would be wrong about them.

Liefeld clix couldn't exist, because no matter how you would look at them there would be a background. Anything calling themselve Liefeld clix would only try to fly like Icarus....