This obviously lead to the most offensive wong jokes ever.... (was there) I'm pretty sure people at the city champs thought we were crazy. "My wong is exhausted" ( After "seeing" Samantha Parrington and effect) "Now it's ready".

double post sorry.

I played a good game of Vs. tonight against a great guy named eric. It began as almost all good Vs. games do, with me choosing my Gotham Knights deck. And he too choose a gotham knights deck. On turn six I recruited an extended art Dick Grayson <> Nightwing. He also recruited Dick Grayson as well, but not EA. Eric noticed his vastly inferior position, and remarked, "aww, my Dick's not extended." Classic.

At the 10K at PC Atlanta, we are getting our second set of packs that come in a brown bag. One guy opened his up and says something like "Man, I was really hoping for a sandwhich, I'm starving." Then people at the next table over proceed to discuss with our table about what makes time travel possible (Flux Capacitor obv.)

Dick jokes have been going on with nightwing for years!

When attacking directly "I'm going to beat you around the face with my dick!"

Played a game once...

"I'll send my Dick into Stargirl."

"Hello. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC..."

Mordru's ability states that when he comes into play you name an affiliation and an identity and Mordru now has that affiliation and identity.

That alone made drafting Infinite Crisis the best thing ever.

- Turn 5. Play Mordru. Naming Team Chocolate and My Balls.
- Swing My Balls into Hawkman.
- After game, brag about how I beat my last opponent with My Balls.

One time we were playing a sealed PCQ with HOG product - and this was like two or three weeks before the DLS sneak peak and HOG still hadn't been released in the Philippines. So I open my packs, put a startled expression on my face and say out loud that all of the cards in my packs were rare!

So everyone takes a look at my regular pack of cards, and they're all sorta wondering what I meant, and it slowly dawns on them that, what with how HOG wasn't anywhere to be found, my statement was actually absolutely true. :cool:

Christ you people are painfully deficient in the sense of humour department.

Well, in a PCQ, I was playing TDC Stall Post-Dr. Light banning, my opponent was playing that Zazzala+Devil's Due+Master Of Puppets deck whose name I can't remember. I was getting slaughtered so, this convo took place:

"Why don't you just scoop?"
"NO! EVERYTIME I SCOOP I LOSE! I'M NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN!!!"

Then, later in the day:

"OMG ABACU! You've cheated 3 times already and it's not even turn 2!"


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