John Byrne on the Fantastic Four, but it applies to a lot of this as well.

"Of course , thesese days you have all these hip writers who want them to be a very dysfunctional family and I just want to scream, 'Just because your parents got divorced doesn't mean everybody's did!' Nobody knows how to write a regular nuclear family anymore."

Oh so true...

They did not. Nor did Ted.

He was #6 on the list. Their marriage was actually good, until he sold it to the Devil so Aunt May can linger a few more years...

Or it just means that the article writer doesn't bother reading DC.

And does ANYbody read Image anymore? Do even the Image guys read Image?