Sorry for having a life, ham .
Besides, how many times do I have to tell you people me and Badu are 2 (do you see the 2?) People!:disappoin

Anywoy's, Oim Gonna look dun moi trusty old Betsy's barrel and shoot sum Cartwrights, Oim not un fer figering or Troikyness stuiff (was the Accent to Thick?)
Contribute: 20 Sharpshooter points

You should be. Life hams are rare to come by. Matter of fact, I've never had one. Do you have any idea how much I've wanted one? Just a taste??

But no, you have to hog it all the time.

Screw you, man. I hate you. Enjoy that life ham while you can, because you know what? I'm gonna find me a life SAUSAGE. And I'm gonna let everyone else have a bite. EXCEPT FOR YOU!!!!!


*runs away crying*

Thawmus...can I have some of your long, juicy life sausage?

*uses his 20 fast draw to shoot the end of the cigar in yer mouth*

We don't cotton to that sort of talk round here pard.

Okay, you have all posted early and it looks like the Cartwright boys are goin' down. I'll go ahead and post the official results (as well as the results of any backstabbing attempts that may occur) later today. I'll post the next challenge as well.

Well, y'all done given those Cartwright boys a fatal dose of lead, blasting them down as they ride into Begger's Canyon.

But treachery has struck!!! When the gunsmoke clears, two of you have been shot in the back!!!! And their respective killers manage to do away with them without being noticed!!!

KitsuShel and maniac nmt are the victims. You leave their bodies behind ("Buzzards gotta eat--same as worms") and ride off to find the treasure.

JackAssterson

Gambler

Fast-draw 7
Sharpshooter 4
Knife Fight 10
Cleverness 15 (14 +1)
Treachery 10



Melkhor
Gambler

Fast Draw: 11
Sharpshooter: 8
Knife Fight: 4
Cleverness: 13
Treachery: 10

Doombot 3.1

Gunman

Fast-draw: 11 + 1 (Gunman)
Sharpshooter: 9
Knife Fight: 10
Cleverness: 7
Treachery: 8

hellskingpin

Indian

Fast-draw: 6
Sharpshooter:12
Knife Fight: 12 +1 Indian
Cleverness: 10
Treachery: 5


anonymOuse

Hurley Hugo the Mountain Man

aka Hurley the Burly

Fast-draw 0
Sharpshooter 14 (+1 Sharpshooter) = 15
Knife Fight 8
Cleverness 10
Treachery 13

YosiP

Mountain Man

Fast-draw: 6
Sharpshooter: 19+1
Knife Fight: 5
Cleverness: 5
Treachery: 10

Antipathy

Indian (+1 Knife Fight)

Fast-draw 8
Sharpshooter 7
Knife Fight 8
Cleverness 7
Treachery 16

Thawmus

Gunman

Fast-draw 25 (+1 Gunman)
Sharpshooter 8
Knife Fight 0
Cleverness 13
Treachery 0

theanalogkid

Gambler

Fast-Draw 10
Sharpshooter 8
Knife Fight 5
Cleverness 8
Treachery 15

Sigdr

Mountain Man (+1 Sharpshooter)

Fast-draw 8
Sharpshooter 10
Knife Fight 6
Cleverness 10
Treachery 12


ROUND 2: Your last stop before entering the desert is the stagecoach stop at Hangman's Bluff. You all spend the night here, but one of you accidentally bumps into the infamous Waco Kid, causing him to spill his whiskey. An unavoidable gunfight results.

The Waco Kid has a Fast Draw score of 18. A d10 will be rolled and added to his score. The same will be done for his opponent. Ties will be rerolled.

High score wins and lives. Low score loses and dies. If the player fighting the Waco wins, he gets 1 point permenently added to his Fast Draw.

But which of you must fight him? This is randomly determined. But any of you may permenently spend 1 Treachery Point to be exempt from the fight.

So the only decision for each of you to make this time is whether to spend a treachery point to hide from the Waco Kid--or take a chance on fighting him.

WARNING: If all of you spend a treachery point, then the whole process loops around and you all go back on the list of possible opponents.

I invite you all to spend a treachery point.


I'll kick his ###.

Forgot to add:

DEADLINE IS MONDAY AT NOON EASTERN.

I should note, also, that I'm not just being brave here.

I don't have a treachery score. Period.

Hyah! take that Cartright-kin! Nobody messes with Hurley Hugo, not you, nor that blasted Slick-jake McGregor back in Omaha.

Now pour me some whiskey for celebratin, and leave the bottle whydontcha!

*bumps into Waco*

*looks at Waco's Fastdraw score and compares it to his own*

*drops a treachery point on the floor as he slowly backs out the door, carrying the whiskey bottle with him*

*Ambles into the Inn mighty brave and boasting*

Ah just shud up sum Mein ol' Cartwites with moi dear ol' Betsy,

*Bumps into Waco *

Oi Didarn't do it! Oit wers thoit man o'er dere!

*Thrusts Thawmas into the way of waco with hi Treachery point*

Ill drop a point also to be exempt

The way I figure it, Waco needs a 9 or a 10 to beat me, and I'd have to roll a 1 or a 2, respectively.

I'm feeling good about this.

I like my treachery score just fine the way it is, and you don't get to be a gambler without taking stupid risks sometimes either.

No matter how Waco that Kid is, he ain't gonna make me fold here!

"...know when to walk away, and know when to run!"