FIRST SUPERHUMAN
With our awesome powers, this game is in the bag!

SECOND SUPERHUMAN
Yeah, I can see that shiny Superbowl trophy in our headquarters already!

FIRST SUPERHUMAN
Ugh! What the hell was that?

SECOND SUPERHUMAN
(points to bushes)
I think it came from over there! It's some freak dressed up as a bat!

FIRST SUPERHUMAN
(reeling from injuries)
What the hell are you waiting for? Shoot the ####!

SECOND SUPERHUMAN
I can't! He's hiding in the bushes!

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ULTIMATE NICK FURY
Have you ever been mugged by some punk hiding stealthily in a bush or behind a manhole cover? Here, at the Triskelion, we know how frustrating that can be, and we're here to help. Our patented spy satellite technology shows you where those pesky stealthers are hiding, allowing you to blast them before they blast you.

If you're having trouble with enemies hiding in bushes, call us at 1-800-ULT-IMATE to discuss our range of anti-stealth solutions. Or just pm Doombot 3.1 with your trade offers. Operators are standing by.

Quote : Originally Posted by Doombot 3.1

EXT. PARK - NIGHT A team of superhumans arrives, flying confidently into battle. FIRST SUPERHUMAN With our awesome powers, this game is in the bag! SECOND SUPERHUMAN Yeah, I can see that shiny Superbowl trophy in our headquarters already! From the bushes, a SHADOWY FIGURE, possibly dressed as a bat, waves a green rock. A batarang flies from the darkness, hitting the First Superhuman, giving him a bloody nose. FIRST SUPERHUMAN Ugh! What the hell was that? SECOND SUPERHUMAN (points to bushes) I think it came from over there! It's some freak dressed up as a bat! Another batarang flies from the darkness, hitting the First Superhuman again. FIRST SUPERHUMAN (reeling from injuries) What the hell are you waiting for? Shoot the ####! SECOND SUPERHUMAN I can't! He's hiding in the bushes! CUT TO: INT. TRISKELION BRIEFING ROOM - NIGHT ULTIMATE NICK FURY Have you ever been mugged by some punk hiding stealthily in a bush or behind a manhole cover? Here, at the Triskelion, we know how frustrating that can be, and we're here to help. Our patented spy satellite technology shows you where those pesky stealthers are hiding, allowing you to blast them before they blast you. If you're having trouble with enemies hiding in bushes, call us at 1-800-ULT-IMATE to discuss our range of anti-stealth solutions. Or just pm Doombot 3.1 with your trade offers. Operators are standing by.