The object is to tell a really, really big lie about yourself that tops the last person's lie.

The challenge is your tall tale MUST build on the last one. You can't go completely off in a new direction.

For instance: Let's say I post a complaint about how Jessica Alba is calling me day and night, begging me to go out with her. (I'm using that just as an example because it happens to be true.)

The next person to post might mention that Jessica shouldn't go out with me anyways while she's pregnant with the poster's child.

The person posting after that would have to build further on that story and come up with an even taller tale.

Anyway, here's the first tall tale to be topped.

I watched the original King Kong last night. It's amazing how many people have forgotten that this movie is based on a true story.

In fact, my grandfather was actually in New York the day the real Kong went on his rampage. He actually saw the ape fall from the Empire State Buidling.

Grandpa managed to dart past the police and clip off a piece of Kong's fur. He had it framed and eventually passed it on to me.

So I have a sample of the fur of the original, real-life King Kong framed and hanging on my wall.

My grandfather happened to be chief of the NYPD and worked the crime scene the day that Kong attacked. He worked alongside a number of government agencies who wanted to keep the story under wraps.

Grandpa had a lot of documentation about "Kong" including the fact that it wasn't an actual overgrown ape, but a giant robotic simian that was manufactured by a rogue branch of the Japanese government working in cahoots with the Yakuza based out of Hiroshima.

Our government wanted to sweep the whole thing under the rug of course, which is why the story was eventually covered up and pop-culturalized into a movie. My Grandpa knew that Kalel's Grandpa ("Kalel19") had taken some of the fur from the beast, and employed the use of "Shakes McGoo" a catburglar who he had once sent up the river but had reformed his ways.

Shakes broke into Kalel19's house and replaced the fur (which would have proved that Kong was indeed a robot) with a ringer - fake fur taken from a Baboon housed in Central Park.

How's that?

What? No one else wants to tell lies? I'm disappointed. I always had the lot of you pegged for a bunch of fibbers.

Brasil left the realms to become a WK's game designer. We now know him by the alias 'Seth'.

Expect anything.

Hey! I had an uncle in DC at that time. He was infected by the ambient radiation from your anti-Voodoo Laser beam and now he's become a Reverse Zombie.

I'd explain what a Reverse Zombie is, but it's really something you have to see for yourself.

*With special thanks to Steven Baldwin, for starring in crappy, crappy movies.

Oh man, the Reverse Zombies. That takes me back to that one time me and McGuffin were in Chicago that one time. We was goin' ta check out the clubs, y'see, because it seemed like the thing to do.

Turned out the Yakuza weren't too happy about us using our Anti-Voodoo Laser Beam to defeat their plans, so they whipped up this anti-Zombie virus, and sicced the anti-Zombies at us.

But something went wrong. McGuffin and I got exposed to the Anti-Zombie ray, giving us powers over matter and energy. We then shot a Positive Zombie ray at the Anti-Zombies, because everyone knows that Positive charge repels cloud of negative charge. It's scientific fact!

So we saved Chicago, and that's why McGuffin don't talk much no more.

A good tall story, but it doesn't relate to the previous one, which is part of the challenge.

Besides, that just sounds like an average day in Chicago.

It has snowed 10" every day for the past week. In the morning I climb out of a second floor window and ski ten miles to work. All the students have attended claas every day and were not late.

And Thats How we defeated Hitler.

The Tall Tale was the part about the students attending all classes.