Join The Cause - Embrace Change (... to our side)

WHO WE ARE
We are a shape-shifting race of aliens known on your world as the Skrulls. Although naturally green-skinned, we have the ability to take the form of any human or animal (even Yoda, who you should realize IS a Skrull...). Recent events in the far reaches of the galaxy led to the destruction of our homeworld and the decimation of our formerly glorious empire. We found ourselves without a home, until now. According to sacred scriptures and Al Gore's videos, there is a planet originally intended for us, filled with rich natural resources and... food. So it was spoken by our deity. He is a benevolent being who loves all very much, and who, along with our Queen, has led us on our long exodus here, to join you on this wonderful world you call Earth.

WHY WE ARE HERE
Quite simply, we are here for you. We are here to save your planet and your society from your own actions. We come not as an alien armada, invading your lands as conquerors. Claims of this so called Secret Invasion by disreputable publications like the Daily Bugle, are part of a conspiracy engineered to divert the media and public attention from our true goals which are completely altruistic. To help spread our message and hold off forces of those who claim they are here to protect you, we have found it necessary to replace these "heroes," such as Spider-Woman and Susan Richards, with our own agents. We have been forced to defend our actions against this super-hero community not because we are villainous, but because we are finally able to do what they could not, or have chosen to ignore. We are here to help you by offering cures to all of your diseases, solutions to your energy crisis, fertile crops to those who go hungry, stability to impoverished nations, and a unified government for all - thereby ending political strife. We can cur(s)e all that is wasting this world.

HOW YOU CAN HELP
Simply send a PM to our glorious Leader, with the subject "Skrullz Are Us" and give us your people. We have wealth way beyond any other empire that we can send you, as the currency know as "RP" that grows scarce each time the draft passes by. Or we can send you one of our agents, to spread the word of the friendly Skrull Empire. The more people get involved, the easier it becomes. DC people, this is your chance!

We bring you our Green Peace! Join it!

What do you want for Yoda?

Dear Skrulls,

You may have been able to walk all over the cosmic heroes in your pathetic corner of the galaxy, but in this quadrant the Legion of Superheroes defend Earth and its protectorates.

You may pass through, but keep your distance.

Remember: We are Legion!

Signed,
Comic Boy
Chairperson of the Legion of Superheroes