2 guys walk into a bar. The third has Phasing/Teleport.

Hypertime Jay Garrick Flash is so fast, he doesn't last long enough to get his shoes untied.


Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Icons Superman
Icons Sup...(last words)

Blob is so fat, when he sits around the house he sits AROUND the house.

KC Batman's defense. Now THAT"S a joke!

What's under 200 points and black-and blue all over? Anything under 200 points that played against Batman & Catwoman Duo.

No body?

What's harder than Adamantium? A guy playing the Blackest Night Wonder Woman.

How many clicks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Doomsday has suck a long dial, he had to build a second garage to put it in.

Take Power Ring... please!

Why did Flash and Green Lantern eat their meat raw?

They had no range!

Gorgon goes to see Karnak. In the corner, Lockjaw is licking himself.
Gorgon says, "Boy I wish I could do that!"
Karnak replies, "You'd better pet him first."

Reed Richards did a scan of Susan's brain. On the left side there was was nothing right and on the right side, there was nothing left.

hehe. This is fun.

How do you keep a character with no defense from taking damage?
Put it on an Avengers set dial!

JL Guy Gardners dial

this is supposed to be funny, not sad
Now the fact that the new Robin has a higher attack then Superman, Power Girl, Batman & Catwoman, and Metallo, Now that's funny

Infinity Challenge Wolverine is the best at what he does... not taking care of his teeth.

The fact Fire and Ice are lesbians and yet their sculpt is as dull as a post postpartum depression convention.

Dude, how many times do you have to be told? They are not lesbians. Assume much?

The fact that Professor Ivo is supposed to be the same pt value as
M-11.


Frog of Thunder: "Yeah You Better Get outta my Pond!"
Random Dude Out of Pond: "Why don't you come fight fair without ya Alligator army?"
Frog: " OK Fine, but wait a few mins. I can't swim or Leap it'll take me awhile to get out."


That Supes 1,000,000 costs more to play than Icons Supes.


Kid: "Thanks Dad For the Spidey Mod but you just took a Quarter machine toy and glued it on, his regular sculpt is probably way cooler."

How do you keep the Rhino from Charging?

Outwit.


Why did Skrull Ms. Marvel hit Winter Soldier with a Soda Machine?

Because V Icon Supes is already holding the dumpster.

What do you call 200 Skrull Ms. Marvels in the trash can?

A good start.