...soda.

yay soda!!

BTW, if you want to know who won?

http://www.myskisoda.com/images/images/Can%20D.jpg

Of course.

Gosh, you guys are silly for not guessing that. It was pretty obvious.

And, yes, this is me reaching out to those of you who have never tasted the Nectar that is Ski.

You should drink the Nectar that is Ski. It turns you into a member of the Greek Pantheon. No lie.

ive never even heard of it

Well, are we talking a cool member of the pantheon, or a dorky member of the pantheon?

That is both understandable and expected. It is only acquirable in certain areas of the US. My aunt and uncle live in such an area, and they don't have to ask what I want for my birthday/Christmas/anything. Heck, even at graduation, they knew what to get me.

Ski. Lots and lots and lots of Ski.

They're awesome.

Depends on how cool you were beforehand. For example, when I drank it, I became Ares. When Jack drank it, he became Themis.

So....yeeeaaaah....

Thawmus just wants to trick us into complimenting his cans.

Bow before the best ginger ale ever

Hey! They stole my name!

I love Beer!

Your confetti machine is about to.....

Like, duck.

All this fun of Thawmus could be better spent putting together the sequel to Heroes

What are you talking about Ginger?

Define "pure" water. I'm not even going to address the fact that it's only "from" pure water. That's one of those ad phrases with tons of wiggle room in it for legal to not get sued.