Booster Gold.

A huge, angry guy goes into a bar looking for a fight. The owner tells him he knows a group of guys that are really into pain and would love to just stand there and get hit repeatedly. He offers the guy some free drinks while he's waiting, and goes to make a call. An hour later the angry guy falls to the floor completely drunk. The bartender asks the owner what he said to avoid the mayhem.
The owner says, "the same thing always works, but only when you get the guy drunk ...

Slightly delayed punch line."

I don't get it.

I don't get this either. Worst thread ever!

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actually, this one is good

God pack = valuable = gold = comic character = pun

Hammer of Thor which came out months ago, had "God packs", which led to the Booster Gold pun which came out today, which means that the joke was several months removed from the event, so it is delayed punch line which led to a bad joke, which I apologize for, culminating in that punch line about delayed punch lines which isn't funny when you have to explain it, especially in a run on sentence, so it probably is the worst thread ever for you but hopefully gave a couple people somewhere, people with an odd sense of humor, some amusement.

Try that one without punctuation, all you punctuation haters.

Why does Snoop Dogg Carry and umbrella?

For Drizzle!

Your sentence probably made William Faulkner smile in his grave.





After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 100kmh. "Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license," moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes Back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that - he's really important," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!" "No, I mean really important," said the cop.

The Chief then asked, "Who have you got there - the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope as his chauffeur!"

I'm curious -- did Wizkids call them "godpacks" or did a player/customer coin the phrase?

pretty sure it was players.

Yay! totally weird thread of the day!

Can't believe no one has done this yet. I mean it's almost obligatory...


BWAH-HA-HA-HAH!

Players coined the term 'God Pack' long ago referring to a pack that yielded nothing but excellent stuff. I believe WizKids took note of this term, saw they had a set full of Asgardians, and decided to take the term literally. That is, a pack full of gods.

Ex.1 The God Pack I pulled contained:

Thorbuster
Venus
Odin
Hela
Ultron

They may not all be actual gods but all believe themselves to be. Especially Tony.

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