Rules... stolen from HavokAndChaos, since everyone is doing it, and from loganspeedo who stole it from other people, and then modified a little.

This is a mafia game! There are two primary groups the first is the town, an uninformed (don’t know who each other are) majority whose general objective is to eliminate all threats to the town and the second is the mafia, an informed (know who each other are) minority whose general objective is to eliminate all threats to them (the largest being the town.) There may be other groups or individuals with other objectives. Every day phase players may post in this thread and vote to lynch (remove from game) one player in the hopes that it is beneficial to their ultimate objective.

1) A full writeup of the rules can be found here: http://www.mafiascum.net/
This game will be more complicated than what's described there, as nearly everyone has some sort of 'special thing' about them. Doesn't mean everyone has a night power, but you never know...
2) When you vote, please do so by saying Vote: [Player] in bold. If you wish to change your vote, please say Change Vote: [Player] instead.
3) You may NOT send a PM to anyone about this game unless your role explicitly says you can. This is cheating.
4) Do NOT edit your posts in this thread. This is cheating.
5) Please do not copy-and-paste anything from any PM I send you to the thread. This is also cheating.
6) Please do not post in this thread after you are killed. While not cheating, this is rather tacky and leads to a cranky moderator.
7) It is in your best interest to try and post when you are able to do so.
8) Phases are 24 hours long during the week and 36 hours during the weekend unless stated otherwise. That doesn't mean you have to use all that time though... the sooner I get night actions the sooner the game can reopen.
9) If you do not send in a night action I will make you my ##### for the night. Exactly what that means may vary. Randomization, modkill, or just screwing around with you... who knows? Even if you do not want to do anything that particular night you should tell me so.
10) You will only be told your action failed if you are expecting a return PM.
11) Remember that this is just a game. Have fun and behave.

Dressed to kill (3):
coyotejack
mbauers
turdburglar47

Stripped (21):
CaptainNifty - Pavlov's Cat (Town)
hail_eris - Monkey with a gun (Town)
normalview1.0 - Jeff Jeffty-Jeff (Town)
Silver Lantern - Bailey (Mafia)
Grinner - the Psammead (Neutral)
szude - Steve McQueen (Town)
dbauers - Roman Nagel (Mafia)
reklawyad - Tony P (Mafia)
normalview (formerly KO Bossy) - Dr Schadenfreude (Neutral)
The BoyBlunder - Wikipedia (Town)
The Darkstone (formerly Morpheousdr3am3r) - Erich Fellgiebel (Mafia)
Kedryn (formerly No-Name) - Troy (Mafia)
ThorKnigh83 - Horror Movie Cellist (Town)
Truffle Shuffle - Achilles (Town)
DarqFeonix - hat-wearing velociraptor (Town)
JKLantern - punch-drunk baboon (Town)
Grinner (formerly Rokk_Krinn) - Mr Kite (Mafia)
MSU - beekeeper (Town)
charlesx - Professor Bedlam (Mafia)
Immortal_Raven - British Inquisition (Town)
Dragon_Rose - evil giraffe (Town)

Glorious (1)
Get_1 - Noah (Neutral)

Writeups:
Night 0
Day 1
Night 1
Day 2
Night 2
Day 3
Night 3
Day 4
Night 4
Day 5
Night 5
Day 6
Night 6
Day 7
Night 7
Day 8
Night 8
Day 9
Night 9
Day 10
Night 10
Endgame
Roles

Night 0
A knock.
“Get up sweetie, you're going to miss the best part of the day!”
“No mother, I won't miss the best part of the day, because I haven't yet created the best part of the day!”
“As you say sweetie. Are you James Mason today?”
“It would seem so, and apparently you are Mrs Badcrumble. Well, no sense in wasting any more time. Got some creating to do!”
And God said “Let there be LIGHT!” And there was light. And God saw that it was good.
And God said “Let there be AIR!” And there was air. And God saw that it was good.
And God said “Let there be JAM!” And there was jam. And God saw that it was good.
And God said “Let there be GRANDMOTHERS!”...

Five days pass....
“Rwanda! I have to make Rwanda!” “Mrs Thatcher's heart... Oh dear... well, a stone will have to do...” “The Tower of Pisa... dang it! No time for this!” “Toilets in French camping sites... English football hooligans, whatever that is...”
Later, Mrs Badcrumble comes back.
“How's it going dear?”
“Well, it's not perfect, but it's good enough. Now I'm going to rest for a while.”
“Oh no you aren't! Not until you have cleaned up this mess! There's bits of creation all over!”
“Well, yes, but they don't really fit in anywhere...”
“You can't leave them just lying there either!”
“*sigh* I could always put them in a Mafia game...”
“Sounds like a lovely idea dear.”
“There we go... and there we go... I'll just put this in the garage for a while”
“We don't have a garage.”
*poof *
“We do now, mommy”.


Time passed.......

Somewhere in Austria a struggling painter was doing his best in a park.
“Can't... quite... get... the flowers... right... Dammit!”. He snapped his paint brush “I will...” Suddenly, he was interrupted by a voice from above.
“No, no, I can see where this is going, and it is not pretty. I think it's time for an intervention – better for almost everyone.”
A gigantic hand descended from the heavens. A divine finger was flicked. People around the park were very impressed by this expression of heavenly will.
“My... where did his head go?”
“I don't know... probably landed in Salzburg somewhere...”
“Why are we speaking English?”
“Because the mod doesn't remember much of his high school German, and even if he could write our dialogue in German most of the players wouldn't understand it anyway. English is easier for everyone.”
“Oh, right. So what do we want to do with the body?”
“Throw it in a ditch, cover it in petrol, and light it on fire?”
“Yeah, that sounds like fun!”

Quebbster is dead! He was Hitler (Neutral), future mass-murdering ####head who should have played more Risk when he was a child.



Day 1 starts now! You have 24 hours to get something done!
With 25 players, 13 is majority.

Good! Another new game. And this one with video!

And I will add that even with out know much about Eddie Izzard, I find my role quite amusing!

This shall be most fun

No not just fun...

FUNTASTIQUE!!!

Video is a necessity for those poor players who were dragged in here going "Isn't he a transvestite?"

But to be fair, though, the man IS a tranvestite.



(So was Ed Wood, so that's all right.)

That's Executive Transvestite to you.

-Immortal_Raven

Damn i loved the write up...I could hear Eddie's voice while reading it.

Posting for the sake of posting.

Hehe, nice video.

Checking in, day 1 obligatory post, etc.

Awesome write up! Looking forward to this as much as Sean Connery (as Moses) looks forward to a speedboat!

Posting in as well. I have to hope Henry VIII is floating around here covering people in jam.

I enjoy the illustrated Eddie Izzard.

Volume One:


Volume Two:

Well...we can't all do the big arms thing!