Charge, superstrength, and a red dial - and far more clooberin' than the new Nightcrawler. That vet is borken!

Borken? Like the Swedish Chef?

Bork Bork Bork!

Cloobering?

This sounds like some kind of eating action that involves an inordinate amount of drool

are we really goign to re-hash this joke?

I Mean come on guys it has a red dial and everything

I did too much clooberin, and got a red ring on my Thing. I went to the doctor, and yup! It's borken.

They fear him so much they dare not speak of him!

Behold!

ct048 V Thing
Team: Fantastic Four
Range: 0
Points: 134
Keywords: Celebrity, Fantastic Four

8 10 17 4

8 9 17 4

6 9 16 4

6 8 16 3

5 8 15 3

5 7 15 3

5 7 14 2

4 6 14 2

4 6 14 2

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

They don't make them like that anymore! Note the deceptive way the stats casually trail off, lulling one's opponent into a premature sense of victory!

Here we see captured Ben's dogged determination to not give up, but instead to stand there as he's hit again and again. Better than a dead horse, it's Red Dial Clooberin Time Thing!

That's the funniest thing I've read all day.

Stupid internet memory.

I put two red dial Things in the same box and the melted. Too much awesomeness contained in one place (because my car is a tricked out Pinto and it was the middle of summer when all the girls wear bikinis and I came back and found them melted in the back seat - pure energy).

This is no joke! Clooberin' Time Thing is the best fig evar! And it has a red dial!

Don't worry. I got him for you.

You place him on the table and even the MTG players scoop.

This fig is BEGGING for the Starstruck Admirer feat! Turn Red Dial thing into a one-time 8 Incap machine for a measly 4 points!

He has blue eyes, too.

Yellow Dial Thing from Fantastic Forces best. Red Dial Thing go home now, scaring kids too much!

R Thing + Mercenary (Sinister Syndicate) + F4 ATA = Rockpocalypse Now! Why Thing have Hulk's brain? Awesome, that is why!?!?!!!