I just got back from the comic shop where I picked up a pair of Vet con artists for a buck. Just wondering: does any one have any creative tips on how to use my scantily-clad, super- cheap (points-wise, of course) tandem of perplexers?

Yep. Push 'em and protect 'em.

Pulse wave

Rookie blizz.. high enough attack to almost always hit

If you're lucky enough to get the LE Sara St. James she starts with Perplex. Other than that I've used a regular one and pushed her. Just have to be very careful after that