Hey, guys. My name's She-Hulk but you can call me Jen. Once upon a time, I got a blood transfusion from my cousin. Turned out he had radioactive rage blood that turned him into a giant green monster. I got a portion of his powers. I'm not as strong as him but I'm a lot more charming and a lot cuter. Not too shabby. I work for the law firm of Ellis, Reilly and Withers and up until recently, I was one of Earth's mightiest.

Anyways, I've been couch surfing at the Baxter Building ever since the Masters of Evil laid siege to Avengers Mansion during the big Doom's Day crossover. I don't really feel like getting into the details but if you want, you can read if for yourself in Avengers Annual 3, Avengers Under Siege Special and West Coast Avengers #21. Melkhor never did get around for writing an ending for the special but that's probably for the best. That story's not really any of your business.

So the Baxter Building is nice. Good view. Big "4" on the side. Kinda empty, though. It's just me, one year old Franklin Richards and H.E.R.B.I.E. the robot babysitter. No idea what H.E.R.B.I.E. stands for but thank God he can change diapers. Where are little Franklin's parents? Heck if I know. It'll probably take at least an issue or two to find any of them.

Well, I suppose we should get this show on the road. Thanks for reading.


Future Foundation #1
"Whatever Happened To The Fantastic Four?"

By Jackofhearts2005
Edited by GarganisScorpion



Peter Parker swung through the city looking for trouble. This morning, for a change, there didn't seem to be anything going on. No sign of what was left of Doc Ock's loony brigade. No bank robbers. No drive by shootings. No evil mutants. No robot armies. (No robot sleavies.) Just a man web-slinging around town in his not particularly well insulated spandex, wasting web fluid and wishing he had worn a jacket.

Not that there hadn't been plenty of newsworthy fights between costumed idiots in New York, lately. The Heroes for Hire had been butting heads with the Sinister Six, the Kingpin's criminal empire and the Black Tarantula's ninja cult...whatever. Heroes for Hire. Yuck. Pete had been down that road once before and that hadn't turned out well for anybody. With great power yada yada. Not these guys, though. Hercules tears a street light out of the ground to use as a baseball bat, the Punisher redecorates a city block with brand new bullet holes, and all the Daily Bugle has to say is "Spider-Man - Common Crook or Menace?"

Ideology and popularity aside, H4H had caused a ton of headache for the wall crawler and they were damn lucky they had set up shop where he happened to work. Peter was constantly following up on their botched missions. Ninjas kicked your butt down by the docks? I guess I'll just have to track them down for you. You guys decided to beat up Bullseye, Tombstone and the Owl before letting them go with a slap on the wrist? Good thing your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man was there to keep them from murdering that store clerk they decided to take out their anger on. Doc Ock gave you a spanking and sent you running home to the Bugle? Don't get up. I'll handle it. Animal themed bad guys are my specialty.

That last one hadn't worked out so well. While Pete was across town, kicking down their door, the Sinister Six had followed H4H back to the Daily Bugle. Some other photographer got a front row seat to watch the resulting brawl with a bonus screening of Scorpion slapping Jonah Jameson around. Which he totally deserved.

Old JJJ had it out for the web head but his editor-in-chief, Robbie Robertson, didn't share his bias. With Jonah in the hospital (and probably too doped up on pain meds to worry about the Bugle), this was Pete's best chance to put pictures of Spider-Man in the paper without speculation about how he was probably in cahoots with whatever bad guy he was beating up. Of course, if Pete wanted to help his image (and pay his rent), he'd need to find something heroic to do, first.

With no luck finding something on his own, Peter decided to try a different method of hunting down wrongs to right. If he knew one person who was all about being heroic, it was Captain America. But Pete didn't know Cap very well so he moved on to the next most heroic people he could think of, the Fantastic Four. If most of the sinister animal bad guys were in jail, maybe the FF would let him borrow Mole Man. He entered the Baxter Building through the rooftop entrance. It wasn't until he entered the kitchen that he found one of the Fantastic Four, reading the newspaper at the breakfast table.

"Hey Sue," Pete said. "Is Johnny ar-" the newspaper lowered, revealing a mousy looking brunette in glasses and a business suit at least three sizes too big. "You're not Sue."

"How nice of you to notice," the woman said, going back to her copy of the Bugle. "Mrs. Richards and her brother are not in."

"Ah." Pete nodded a few times. "And the other two?"

"Also not in."

So much for that idea. He decided he might as well grab some breakfast, make sure the trip wasn't wasted. "You know, I wouldn't believe everything you read in the newspaper," he said, opening the refrigerator and taking a glance inside. "There's a clear conservative bias that the Bugle just can't seem to get away from. Honestly, I think people should mostly stick to the funnies and the sports page."

"So they won't read about your latest super villain team up?" the woman asked, not looking up. "Seeing how often you turn on your accomplices and leave them webbed up for the police, I wouldn't help you rob a bank."

"Well," Pete replied, pouring himself a glass of milk. "That makes you smarter than Electro, Miss..."

The mousy woman turned to look at him. She lowered her head and her eyes opened wider as if she expected him to say something. Finally, she let out a sigh. "You really don't remember me."

"Suuuuure I do." Spidey left it at that, pulling up his mask a bit to take a drink of milk.

"Jennifer Walters."

"I was just about to say that."

"No you weren't."

"No, I wasn't," he admitted, snagging a loaf of bread off the counter and looking around for a toaster. "You're...what? The Fantastic Four's accountant?"

"You know, it's really unprofessional not to remember people you've worked with."

"Look, if you're one of the X-Men, I honestly can't tell you guys apart." She said something but Pete wasn't paying attention any more. How many settings did Reid need on his toaster? There were like twenty buttons on this thing. "That's not racist, is it?"

"Don't try to change the subject," Jen snapped.

"I mean, some of my best friends are mutants."

A heavy tingling sensation went through the back of Pete's mind. The woman slammed her hands down on the table.

"BE. QUIET." Her suit no longer looked so big on her and her eyes had turned a deep green. When Spidey didn't say anything, she continued. "I am She-Hulk! I am an Avenger! I have personally saved this city three times and you will..." she backed away from the table. "I am so sorry. I didn't mean to go off on you like that. I've just been so on edge lately."

"You're She-Hulk," he said, leaning on the counter. "The Avenger."

She smiled and let out a breath. "Yeah. That's me." Peter facepalmed. "What?"

"I'm at the wrong headquarters." Toast or no toast, it was time to leave psycho lady and get back to work. "Tell Captain America I said hi."

The crazy lady's eyes went wide. "Doom," she whispered.

"Well you're certainly dramatic enough to be an Av" Peter turned around to find himself looking right into a pair of blue eyes behind a steel mask. Oh. That Doom. "Wrong headquarters, Doc."

The tingling in his head came back with a vengeance. Almost involuntarily, he leapt up and away from Doom, tucking his legs in and flipping backwards to avoid Jennifer charging below him.

Before, she had been a buck twenty of skin and bones. In the time it took to cross the room, Jen grew into a three hundred pounds of green muscle and rage. She swung her fist at Doom, nailing him in the chest and sending him to the ground. Before he could recover, she grabbed him by his cloak with her left hand and planted an uppercut into his chin with her right, causing his helmet to leave a dent in the ceiling. She caught him by his legs as he fell, swung him around and tossed him through the window and out of the building.

"Um...She-Hulk?" Pete asked, backing away from the ever growing group of Dr. Dooms that were teleporting into the kitchen. "Little help?"

Jen smiled. "Doombots. I love smashing Doombots."

Future Foundation
1) SI Spider-Man 50
w/Lunge 5
w/Vault 3
w/Avengers Heroic Age ATA 2
2) R SN She-Hulk 65
w/And Stay Down 6
w/Avengers Heroic Age ATA 2
3) awB004 Herbie 5
138

vs.

Von Doom
1) ct110 Dr. Doom 68
2) si107 Doombot 5953 40
3) si106 Doombot 3095 30
138

Map: The Baxter Building

BFC: Both players get 2 actions per turn instead of 1.

I will happily take on the role of Dr. Doom. Muahahaha!

Email: [email protected]

Rolled a 9 to see who goes first. Verification

Init roll is a 3. You get to choose the map side.

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Garganis mentioned that the Doombots are teleporting into the kitchen, so I'll start on the left side of the map.

Von Doom
1) ct110 Dr. Doom - B13
2) si107 Doombot 5953 - B14
3) si106 Doombot 3095 30 - B15

Map: The Baxter Building

BFC: Both players get 2 actions per turn instead of 1.

Dials for both teams:

Future Foundation

si001 E Spider-Man
Team: Spider-Man
Range: 6
Points: 50
Keywords: Avengers, Fantastic Four, Reporter, Scientist

9 10 17 3

9 10 17 3

8 9 17 2

8 9 16 2

8 8 16 2

8 8 15 3

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

(Attack) Web-Punch: Spider-Man can use Flurry. If he makes two successful attacks against the same target using Flurry, instead of dealing damage with the second attack he can instead give an action token to the target if it has zero or one action token.

Lunge

Prerequisites: Close Combat Expert or Leap/Climb
Choose a Character

When the character is given an action, but before it makes a close combat attack, it can break away automatically and move up to 2 squares.

Vault

Prerequisites: Combat Reflexes or Leap/Climb
Choose a character.

After the character resolves a close combat action, it may be placed in any square in which it may legally be placed adjacent to a target of the action at the same elevation as the target.

Avengers (Heroic Age)

When a character using this team ability is given a move action, after actions resolve roll a d6 that can't be rerolled. On a roll of 6, remove an action token from that character.

sv055 R She-Hulk
Team: Avengers
Range: 0
Points: 65
Keywords: Avengers, Brute

8 9 16 3

8 9 16 3

6 9 16 3

8 8 15 3

8 8 15 2

7 8 14 2

7 7 14 2

6 7 13 2

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

And Stay Down!

Prerequisites: Exploit Weakness or Super Strength
Choose a character.

When the character is not using an object as part of a close combat attack, an attack roll result of 11 or 12 is a critical hit.

Avengers (Heroic Age)

When a character using this team ability is given a move action, after actions resolve roll a d6 that can't be rerolled. On a roll of 6, remove an action token from that character.

awB004 Herbie
Team: No Affiliation
Range: 0
Points: 5

7 7 14 1

KO KO KO KO

Von Doom

ct110 LE Dr. Doom
Team: Minions of Doom
Range: 6
Points: 68
Keywords: Armor, Mystical, Politician, Ruler, Scientist

8 10 16 3

7 9 15 2

7 8 14 2

6 7 13 1

6 6 13 1

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

si107 E Doombot 5953
Team: Minions of Doom
Range: 8
Points: 40
Keywords: Armor, Robot

8 9 16 2

7 8 15 1

6 8 15 1

6 7 14 1

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

(Damage) Self-Destruct Mechanism: Doombot 5953 can use Pulse Wave. Immediately after a use of Pulse Wave by Doombot 5953 resolves, deal Doombot 5953 1 unavoidable damage.

si106 R Doombot 3095
Team: Minions of Doom
Range: 6
Points: 30
Keywords: Armor, Robot

7 8 16 2

6 8 16 2

6 7 15 1

5 7 14 1

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

KO KO KO KO

Don't forget to put down objects if you want them.

You want to go first or should I?

Future Foundation
1) Spider-Man (6/6) W14
w/HA Avengers, Vault, Lunge
2) She-Hulk (8/8) W15
w/HA Avengers, And Stay Down
3) HERBIE (1/1) W16

Von Doom
1) ct110 Dr. Doom (5/5) - B13
2) si107 Doombot 5953 (4/4) - B14
3) si106 Doombot 3095 (4/4) - B15

Map: The Baxter Building

BFC: Both players get 2 actions per turn instead of 1.

I'm good on objects, and you can go first.

FF 1a

Avengers TA) She-Hulk to O15. HA ata fails.

1) Spidey to O12. HA ata fails.

2) HERBIE to P9.

Future Foundation
1) Spider-Man (6/6) O12@
w/HA Avengers, Vault, Lunge
2) She-Hulk (8/8) O15@
w/HA Avengers, And Stay Down
3) HERBIE (1/1) P9@

Von Doom
1) ct110 Dr. Doom (5/5) - B13
2) si107 Doombot 5953 (4/4) - B14
3) si106 Doombot 3095 (4/4) - B15



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VD 1b

Dr. Doom let out a low, metallic chuckle as his Doombots escorted him into the kitchen. "Come out and play, Richards. You're wasting your time trying to hide from your intellectual superior!"

1. Dr. Doom moves to I17.

2. Doombot 5953 moves to I16.

Dr. Doom will Mastermind the highest damage he takes to Doombot 5953.

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FYI, since the Doombot can't fly, he has to stop once he moves onto or past the object.

Between a wall and hindering terrain counts as hindering terrain.

You could have Doom carry the bot but he'd cap his movement at 6 squares.

I'll just have Doom carry the bot, which means that Doom ends up at H17 and Doombot 5953 is deposited at I18.

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2a

Avengers) She-Hulk to J19, picking up a table on the way. ATA fails. She'll take a push click.

Future Foundation
1) Spider-Man (6/6) O12
w/HA Avengers, Vault, Lunge
2) She-Hulk (7/8) J19@@ w/HO
w/HA Avengers, And Stay Down
3) HERBIE (1/1) P9

Von Doom
1) ct110 Dr. Doom (5/5) - H17@
2) si107 Doombot 5953 (4/4) - I18
3) si106 Doombot 3095 (4/4) - B15

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2b

Last move for me tonight. I have to get some rest. Hopefully tomorrow I'll be able to think a little clearer.

Dr. Doom perplexes up Doombot 5953's attack to a 10.

Doombot 5953 attacks She-Hulk and manages to zap her with its ray-gun, getting an 8. She-Hulk takes 1 after Toughness.

Doombot 3095 moves to E14, and stops because he's on the object.

Dr. Doom clears.

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3a

1) Spidey to K20.

2) HERBIE to I12.

Future Foundation
1) Spider-Man (6/6) K20@
w/HA Avengers, Vault, Lunge
2) She-Hulk (6/8) J19 w/HO
w/HA Avengers, And Stay Down
3) HERBIE (1/1) I12@

Von Doom
1) ct110 Dr. Doom (5/5) - H17
2) si107 Doombot 5953 (4/4) - I18@
3) si106 Doombot 3095 (4/4) - E14@

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3b

EDIT: I realized that Doombot 5953 wouldn't have been able to move without rolling for break-away. I did a second roll, and I think he got it on a 4. (Stupid brain isn't working at all...)

Doombot 5953 breaks away from She-Hulk and will move to I17. He takes 1 click for pushing.

Dr. Doom perplexes up his damage and attempts to shoot at She-Hulk, making the shot with a 7. She-Hulk takes 3 after Toughness.

Dr. Doom will Mastermind damage he takes on to Doombot 5953.

Doombot 3095 clears.

Future Foundation
1) Spider-Man (6/6) K20@
w/HA Avengers, Vault, Lunge
2) She-Hulk (3/8) J19 w/HO
w/HA Avengers, And Stay Down
3) HERBIE (1/1) I12@

Von Doom
1) ct110 Dr. Doom (5/5) - H17@
2) si107 Doombot 5953 (3/4) - I18@@
3) si106 Doombot 3095 (4/4) - E14

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