Well, let's start the thread. Good to be with you guys!!

DJ Wintremute in the hizzouse!

This isn't a Deadshot thread! I want my money back!

I missed the big finale!

I tried to be gentle, but he wouldn't have it.

Who left the door open, we just got new digs and the riffraff has already started to wander in.



Oh and Pantone 032 Rover checking in.

Is this your first post ever on Realms??

Amsterdam red light district, standing by.

Go get the windshield fixed they said....you won't miss anything try said.

Anyways, Comeback King, standing by.

Lick my balls 'til they are red, BJandaDildo, standing by!

Losing the 1,000th post by mere seconds isn't even the worst thing I've had to deal with this afternoon. Had to bite the bullet and invite my nut job sister and her even more dysfunctional family over for a cookout on Wednesday. Wife and I plan to drink heavily prior to their arrival. My parents are planning to join us for the "pre-game" boozing also. Sis and family are crazier than Wade's sex trade professionals!

Is she actually part of Wade's sex trade?

Family is sacred.

BTW, who is going to Gen Con??

Gen Con? what's that?