Ok .. I know my warning level will bump like crazy due to this title but I HAD TO MAN! Its so ... FUNNY!

MONSTERS // 15

Command Knight
Command Knight
Chick the Yellow
Chick the Yellow
Helpoemer
Helpoemer
Don Zaloog
Don Zaloog
Don Zaloog
Dream Clown
Dream Clown
Dream Clown
Rocket Warrior
Rocket Warrior
Rocket Warrior

SPELLS // 17
Confiscation
Forceful Sentry
Cold Wave
Cold Wave
Prohibition
Prohibition
Flint
Flint
Last Will
Last Will
Last Will
Rush Recklessly
Rush Recklessly
Rush Recklessly
The Warrior Returning Alive
The Warrior Returning Alive
The Warrior Returning Alive

TRAPS // 8
Good Goblin Housekeeping
Good Goblin Housekeeping
Time Seal
Time Seal
Time Seal
Mirror Wall
Mirror Wall
Mirror Wall

The idea? Chick / Zaloog control. Mirror Wall on their turn to prevent them from attacking. Rocket Warrior on your turn. Either way, you'll definitely slice their attack low enough for you to crush their monsters and get the effect. Control to the maximum. Suggestions?

I love the title, so funny. But seriosly yur going to git warned so bad its not even funny (although it is very funny). but on to the fixes.

Take out: helpoemer, Forceful sentry, and the two prohibitions.

add in: cybernetic magician, RotA X2, and a megamorph/ Mst (yur choice).

Drop the Dream Clowns and Helpoemer. Forceful Sentry's still banned. Drop the Prohibitions.

-3 Dream Clown
-2 Helpoemer

+1 Mask of Darkness
+1 Tsukuyomi
+1 Breaker the Magical Warrior
+2 Mystic Tomato

That'll give you some speed. You lack in removal.

-1 Last Will
-1 Forceful Sentry
-2 Prohibition
-1/2 Warrior Returning Alive

+1/2 Reinforcement of the Army
+1 Dark Hole
+1 Premature Burial
+1 Heavy Storm
+1 Mystical Space Typhoon

There's more speed and removal. I might suggest finding yourself a spot for Cannon Soldier, to help get the Last Wills off faster.

-1/2 Time Seal
+1/2 Drop Off

With people teching Nobleman of Extermination against traps, it'd be a good idea to mix it up a little bit.

I Feel As Though I've Been Preachin' 'bout dis here ca'd, but Im'ma says card destruction, and also follow up on darkblood wit' 2 reinforcements of the army, drop last will-1, warrior returning alive-1, and 1 Rush Recklessly

You mean Chicks with Decks right >.>

Anyways, i think the rates/fixes up above are very good, you should take them

And uh y is forceful sentry in here?

Could u plz return the favor with my deck in my siggy?

~Ronnie

Actually you all are right, and then wrong :)

1.) Poemer is actually needed to establish reliable hand abuse then Zaloog and Chick can move to heavy deck destruction. Or aid the hand and after obliterating it, move sraight to deck d.

2.) Warrior Returning Alive was a big mistake. I should have put RotA in there instead.

- Warrior Returnign Alive
- Warrior Returnign Alive
+ Reinforcements of the Army
+ Reinforcements of the Army

- Dream Clown
- Dream Clown
- Dream Clown
- Forceful Sentry

+ Premature Burial
+ Heavy Storm
+ Giant Trunade
+ Giant Trunade