The Longbow pilot sees a Locust just out of firing range and asks the Locust pilot over the radio..."Hey Locust pilot out there, what's faster than a speeding bullet, a PPC barrage, and LRM volley?

How does the Locust pilot respond?

<SLAM!> "Didn't see that charge coming did ya, m*$#^@*&$#%&???!?"

"Location: Bunnyland"

Is that near Neverland?

Hey, hey, I got one:

Paladin Levin spots a couple of Mjolnirs waaaaaaaaaaay across a field...

*SLAM*

*SLAM*

Tell me what happened to Levin and I'll show you 300 points of scrap metal.

"How did you and your pitchforks capture me and my Atlas, again?"

I think it's pretty freaking funny! Serves you right for sinking a huge amount of your points into one unit :)

Why do you think I am stocking up on DF and SC Mjolnirs? I expect to see LOTS of Paladins and other Fatties.

"Hey Jonah, meet Donar's blows!" -SMACK-

For those of you who are not aware, Donar is the German name for Thor. Thor is the Scandanavian name. :) Mjolnir (meyol-near) is the name for Thor's hammer.

Wow, a comment that managed to be both unneeded and quite unfunny...

I actually like the Peasant one, you know those peasant would #### their pants if they actually captured something like an Atlas.

P1: Look Bill Bob, it one of them there Atlas thingies
P2: It sure is big ain't it?
P1: Watch this rock *hefts rocks, goes through tiny hole in cockpit glass and hits pilot in the head*
P1: Hot ####!, I can buy me a new outhouse and a new tractor with that, lets go hook it up to the truck and drag it home, yehaa!

Humor is relative. :)

Love that Peasant analogy. You forgot to add the cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon, though....

But where would they mount it?

They'd wrap a rope around the head antenneas and drag it of course!

Thank you for mentioning Pabst Blue Ribbon.

PBR me ASAP.
Only thing better than Pabst is moon pies and RC Cola!

Kid 1: hey billy, lets whitewash that tank over there
Kid 2: Okay, my that is a big tank wit big guns, must be about 100 tons
*kids start painting the tank*
Tank pilot (over external speakers): Please step away from the vehicle
Kid 1: No
Tank Pilot (over external speakers): If you step away from the vehicle I will be able to move
Kid 2: were not done yet
tank pilot *sticks head out of hatch*: Okay, how about you step away so we can fire our guns?

Those Spirit Cats' and Dragon's Fury Mjolnirs are really decent, but I still think it's hard to get through the KotS Atlas' armour with 10 and 11 attacks values. But hey, that's just me.

That is... golden.

My personal favorite.

Me explaining how bypass works to a newbie.

"It's like this see.
Knock. Knock. Knock.

Mech pilot "who is it?"
Bypasser "pizza!"
Mech pilot "Oh goodie." Pops hatch.
BLAM. New mech pilot.