Just thought it up earlier this afternoon. We could use a good laugh after all those crazy sky-is-falling BS that's been around recently.

Warning: Humor might not be for everyone. Reader discretion advised.


1. A strong 200-point tournament army would be...

Right: Amazon Drac, ***WHK, *Heavy Cavalier, ***Crystal Protector.
Wrong: A Wood Golem swarm and a Shyft Matriarch.
VERY wrong: 40 Imps.



2. There's a woman that plays Mage Knight. How do you ask her to play?

Right: "Hello, would you like to play Mage Knight with us?"
Wrong: "uhh... ahhh..."
VERY wrong: "Hey, baby, wanna see my Throttle Worm?"



3. It's your friend's birthday, and he's an avid Mage Knight player. You give him...

Right: Storm Golem.
Wrong: Wood Golem.
VERY wrong: Dung Golem.



4. What's a good figure to use as a Dungeons hero?

Right: Carlana.
Wrong: Delara.
VERY wrong: Tezlacore.



5. A good way to repaint or remodel your MK army is to...

Right: Paint them so each formation looks to all be on the same team.
Wrong: Stick figures on other figures' bases.
VERY wrong: Use paint remover and a file to remove the few tatters of clothing on the Amazon Queen (or, for the opposite sex, the Prieskan Barbarian).



6. To measure whether or not a figure's line of fire is nicking another figure's base, you use:

Right: A sheet of paper.
Wrong: A two-by-four.
VERY wrong: Dueling pistols.



7. Besides your army, what else do you bring to a tournament?

Right: Two dice, a flexible ruler, and models/paper for terrain
Wrong: Laptop so you can see all the clicks on every figure.
VERY wrong: A working model of the Magestone Draconum's gun.



8. A Warhammer player walks up to your table and says that MK "is a poor man's Warhammer." (Serious note: This happened to me once.) You:

Right: Ignore him.
Wrong: Slug him and/or curse him in the face.
VERY wrong: Have every MK player grab Wood Golems and at the count of three, chuck 'em at that yuppie gamer. One... two...



9. In MK Conquest, how do you beat a Great Fire Dragon?

Right: Fire with an Amazon Drac to knock away Invulnerability, then have a formation of Troll Artillerists move in and do a ranged combat formation.
Wrong: Send Podo out and push, push, push!
VERY wrong: Grab a sledgehammer and smash it to little tiny plastic bits.



10. If there's another female Draconum, what would be a good name for her?

Right: Draconum Valkyrie.
Wrong: Draconum B*tch.
VERY Wrong: Draconum Platypus (anyone remember that "joke"?)

lol!!!

i have warhammer geeks laugh at my mad mage knight skill all the time

LOL! Joke 2, 6, 7, and 10-Wrong were really funny.

lmao!!!

that is a very good article to bring some positive tunes to the threads!

must stop laughing

Whoa, somebody actually has a working model of the Magestone Drac's gun??? Me want!!!! :D :D :D

Very funny stuff here man.

But I WANT a Magestone Drac gun!

Ahhh finally not a ranting thread.............*whipes tears from eyes and treys to stop laughing.

rotflmao #2 is by far the best, but they are all very funny.

Very nice to see something different from the ranting :)

*pics himself off the ground, wipes away the tears, and bursts into laughter yet again* "I swear two drops a pee came out!" That's some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard! Try'n think up more. That was some really great stuff! Did I mention I thought it was funny?

:) Nice thread. Very good.

Yes, too much ... 'BS' as you put it.... On the forums these days.

We are here for fun. Good for us. Or, in some cases, for funnies.

No I don't.

*eyes dart*

Stop looking at me like that! LMAO

Awesome thread.

-Tsetsuki

Sorry guys, new Topps rule. No humor allowed. Sports cards are very serious business. I'm afraid I'm going to have to warn you all for this indiscretion. For a first time offense I'm going to let you off with just the warning, but the next time I'm afraid I will have to pelt you all with Dung Golems! :) Thanks for a positive thread. Much appreciated, although technically you did bypass the filters. ;)

Very funny,

However I do have a thought.... as me being a STUPID member, you should switch the Right and the Wrong in number 9.

As an add to my other post,

Thanks so much Fred,
You're absoleutly right, and this thread gives us hope.

May MK live on to expierience more threads like this!!! say it with me: Long Live MK!!!!