Why can't wood golems be affected by Flame/Lightning? (on their first several clicks)

Why does the Iron rain Hill Giant have Mike Tyson's Face Tattoo?

The Spirit Eidelon Solonavi Celestial has the smallest weapon of any titan, yet the highest atack value- think about that for a second

Why does the Troll smasher, who defends all trees, uproot them so he can fight? Isn't that like defending a museum by throwing the paintings at people?

Where's the Red Duchess' Joker? (she has the card suits randomly on her armor)

Why can't any of the tanks squash people?

Why do the Slag Trolls look nothing like MK trolls... but bear a striking resemblance to the LOTR movie Cave Troll? (uh-oh)

Is the Solonavi Striker male or female?

1. Who cares, they only get used as terrain anyways.

2. It doesn't, it's an illusion.

3. Grapes.

4. Because all troll are hippocrits. Also because they are just plain stupid.

5. ...

6. They can, all you have to do is make up rules.

7. Because WK is un-original (notice how all of the "new" 2.0 abilities are identical to other ones in HC or MW?).

8. Both.

Shouldent explosive damage have some bonuses against castle pieces?

Why can a figure who is imune to magic use magic?

How does the Shyft Invader's snake deal shake off?

Why does somthing called "Battle Armor" not prevent damage?

If you kill the head of a dragon, why doesent it die?

1. No, because castle pieces are made of a super-durable alloy that is only weak against giants with axes.

2. He thwacks you with his tail and steals your wallet.

3. Because it battles, not protects.

4. Maybe its brain is somewhere else?

Why cant a summoner summon?

How does an impaling golem load its crossbow?

What is it, Fire or Lightning?

Why arnt there Altem Crossbowmen?

How come a Battle Queen, described as the smartest golem ever created, does not have command, but a huge hunk of brass that is immobile does?

Link:

Yes.

Because its magic dang it. It dosnt need to explain itself to you.

Because, as we all know, only an extra eight of an inch symbolized by toughness, can stop an arrow.

Thrashing insures.

A wizard did it. There. Quit asking silly questions.

Why can't Wood Golems hide in tree patches?

How can a Living Elemental walk if it doesn't have legs?

How come there aren't many "knights" in Mage Knight?

If Atlantians live in Atlantis, and Necropolis people live in Necropolis, why don't Elemental League live in The Elemental League?

The answer to these questions can only have one answer, and that answer is...

Because

There ya go. ;)

Because you're ONE TOUGH MUTHA!!! (Mr. T voice)

And actually, Throttle worms cause venom damage by choking people...

i dunno, i thought they attacked through *other* methods. ya know? then again how come the cursed hag isnt cursed? and the KI Charger doesnt have charge, but it does have quickness?

How come Crushers can't crush enemies.

How come Goblin Cannibals don't eat eachother during battle?

Why do Flesh Golems have that big arm?

Why are the immortal elves of the Knights Immortal faction and immortal 1.0 Vampires like Vladd no longer around in the 2.0 storyline?

this just proves that WK didnt spend much time thinking it through before they made the game...

why do u have hair on ur head but not (as much) on ur arms?

who knows:rolleyes: