Todays entry makes the FAQ that much funnier, read it and laugh with me.....[explodes with laughter]....and discuss what the dwarf had.

-saber

Yeah that is hillarious. And a deathspeaker dead.

:golem:

Legends and truth -

Here's the story where a Dwarf and a trooper talk about Storm maul. The trooper says SM was believed to hit anywhere and everywhere.... The old dwarf says otherwise and states the FAQ change as the "truth of SM" .... Classic... and clever. LOL


Gunny

Part two of the scrying chamber:

Dwarf: Hah! Stupid orcs are moving through the river! They're falling perfectly for our trap! I'll fry them all!

*zaps water, the orcs merely look confused*

Dwarf: Huh? Is it working?

*zaps water again, orcs still don't respond to it*

Dwarf: WTF!? IS IT BROKEN!?

*zaps water over and over and over*

Dwarf: *something suddenly dawns on him* Oh... they're shadow khans aren't they? I can still get them when they come close! BRING IT ORCS! I DARE YOU TO BASE ME! I HAVE THE ALLMIGHTY STORMAUL!!! HAHAHAHAHA-*khan rava shoots him* arrrgghhhh.......
*dies*

This brightened my day a little, seeing Storm Maul changed and then having WizKids make a joke out of it...very clever, I love it.

Oh that is just too funny.

LOL! Not exactly subtle was it. LOL!

wizkids is the best i love them they are great!

I think they are finally getting it.
11/10 on style points for that one.

I agree. That's pretty bloody clever. I was laughing for quite a bit after reading that.

Edit- as long as I'm on the subject, I like the part when they mention that you can't have two.

That is probably one of the best things I've read in that chamber. Just fits so perfectly with how people are going to react to the FAQ changes in August. All the "troopers" fielding their usual cheese, and then us "dwarves" slapping an FAQ in their faces (though I would be much kinder and more sutle then that).

I feel sorry for everyone that traded for a Storm Maul (I pulled mine, wish I had traded it though).

I liked it!:D

What's tomorrow?

Crox not being able to lift the Rage Hammer and ride his mount? Nok not able to explode with K-Bow? ;)

Now we just need one about Thunder Javelin suddenly being too heavy for Lady Gliasti to wield and another about Blackguard's clip size being reduced.

While we're at it, we can have something about Rage Hammer not working on cavalry.

zap thats great... thats exactly what i thought when i read the scrying chamber... and man, thank the lord storm maul was put in its place

Zurgan looked around the treasure cave, Khan Harrowblade was rewarding him for another successful mission. He was the only Marauder ever to be so honored, but then, Zurgan had a knack for surviving, and for killing. The sight of so many plundred treasures had him drooling.

"Pick already, afore I lop yer head off!!!" Harrowblade thundered.

Zurgan hurried off to the ethereal, shining armor, he had heard of it, Magestone Armor!! But it was too big.

The next shiny bit that caught his eye was a huge Hammer, an eery glow coming from it..."Leave that, stupid thing ain't working since yesterday, and it's twice the size of you anyway!" Harrowblade sneered.

Zurgan skipped to the next shiny, a huge axe, glowing blue, electricity near crackling off of it...he tried to lift it but it was too heavy for him to do more than drag across the floor..."That's not for a little piece of #### like you!!!" Harrowblade was getting antsy, and when he gots antsy, smaller Orcs tended to die.

Zurgan squirmed, "Which of these can I hold?" Harrow looked as thoughtful as the most brutal Orc in the Fist could look. He picked out a long sword, with an exceedingly sharp edge..."I think you can hold this one, barely, but yer as likely to lop your own head off with it as an elf head," Harrowblade laughed at his own joke...