I need more Pirate, Sea and Boat jokes. Please post some jokes. (Clean as you can Mate)

:)

What has eight arms and eight legs?

Eight pirates.

Can't think of any at the moment, but there was a thread for this subject last year. If you can find it (good luck with that :rolleyes: ) then maybe that will help.

What happened to the Pirate who cut off his right butt-cheek?

He was left behind.

-Q

A sailor was at the local pub one day when a pirate with an eye-patch, peg-leg and hook for a left hand came staggering in and took a seat on the stool next to him. The sailor felt obligated to start a conversation with the elderly pirate and offered to buy him a drink if he'd tell some tall tales. The pirate started with the story of his peg-leg. I were standing at the helm when the call for action came, I ran to the port rail and was getting set to board our prize when a parrot gun sweapt the deck and took me leg off. The sailor was impressed and offered up another drink if the pirate told him the story about his hook hand. It were a terrible fight I were in, he began, my opponent were a good head and shoulders taller an me, and twice as wide, I cut up toward his bell as he cut down toward my head, I had to sacrifice my hand to save my own life. The sailor just sat awe stuck as the pirate downed his ale. Wow, the sailor said and offered to buy the next round if he'd tell the story of how he lost his eye. The pirate took a long drink and started, it be like this, off the coast of Tortuga we went against two millitary Briggs we caught off guard in the bay. I were taking a position high in the crows nest to shoot down on the deck. As I were climbing the rat lines a seagull let loos and cr_pped right in my eye. The sailor was'nt happy with this tale and said, I can understand a parrot gun taking your leg, and a sword taking you hand but how dose seagull poop take your eye? The pirate looked at him and said....I'd only had the hook for two days...... :rolleyes:

old jokes but use pirate.. what do you call a pirate with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.....same pirate but on the deck...Matt...etc


JMA

Oh you started it now

what do you call a pirate with no arms and legs trying to water ski

Skip

this may not be a joke per say but happened in one game of pirates

the banshee cry lands on a wild island then when she explores she finds natives, now as a joke we wonder just what preoccupies the crew on a island with natives so we paint a picture with the hags and the natives that's not to pretty. but when she finally unloads at the home island she has about 11 gold from that island so they must have been impressed the next island the banshee cry explores has plague so apparently the natives gave her a sexually transmitted disease


lucky the parrot was on the ravens neck, had looked at two out of three coins so figured it was safe since the hag got the plague from the natives so when I explore i find missionary's so off flies Lucky going BRAWWK JESUS SAVES BRAWWWK

Oh just.......Ouch

I put this one on the old humor thread,

Where does the 300 pound lady pirate sit?
Wherever she wants to!!<I'll groan for you> :D