Okay, I love the Simpsons, and to commemorate their 5th DVD Season release, I've decided to make some Simpsons Vs. cards.

Krusty Brand Seal of Approval - This Quick Word (Not really quick is it) means once a card is played, or flipped face-up, your opponent loses the endurance equal to the card's cost.

Team Simpson
0: Maggie Simpson - Little Baby Simpson
ATK - 0
DEF - 0
Evasion. If this character gets equipped, increase Maggie's ATK by 3.

1: Bart Simpson - He's the Boy You Love to Hate
ATK - 1
DEF - 1
Lose 5 endurance > Stun target character with a cost of 4 or less.

1: Lisa Simpson - Little Ms. Know-it-all
ATK - 1
DEF - 1
This card costs 1 less to recruit for each Team Simpson character you recruited this turn.

2: Marge Simpson - Freakish Hair-Do
ATK - 2
DEF - 1
Loyalty. If Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are in play, increase Marge's DEF by 4.

2: Grandpa Simpson - I'm Old, Gimme Gimme Gimme
ATK - 1
DEF - 2
Activate, KO Grandpa > KO target character

3: Homer Simpson - D'oh!
ATK - 3
DEF - 4
Evasion. When Homer uses Evasion, your opponent must discard a card from their hand or lose 3 endurance.

3: Grandma Simpson - Fugitive on the Run
ATK - 2
ATK - 2
Loyalty. Remove 2 cards in your KO'd pile from the game > Draw a card.

4: Bartman - Bart in Disguise
ATK - 6
DEF - 6
If Bart is in play, increase Bartman's ATK by 3 and DEF by 2.
You may pay 8 endurance instead of Bartman's recruit cost to play this card.

4: Pieman - Homer in Disguise
ATK - 5
DEF - 9
If a card with 'Pie' in the title is equipped to Pieman, increase Pieman's ATK by 7.

5: Marge Simpson - Steroid-User
ATK - 15
DEF - 15
You must pay 15 endurance also to recruit this card.

5: Lionel Hutz - Attorney at Law
ATK - 0
DEF - 25
Activate, KO Lionel Hutz > Draw 4 cards.

6: Abraham Simpson - Leader of the Flying Hellfish
ATK - 15
DEF - 10
Loyalty. This card is the same as "Grandpa". If Grandpa is in your KO'd pile, you cannot recruit this card.

6: Santa's Little Helper - Slowest Dog on Earth
ATK - 0
DEF - 0
When this character comes into play, return up to 4 target characters in play into their owner's hand.
If you have no Team Simpson characters in play, this character's recruit cost is lowered by 2.

7: Homer Simpson - Hulk Homer
ATK - 9
DEF - 9
If Bart is in play, increase Homer's ATK and DEF by +10

10: Homer Simpson - Solid Gold King Homer
ATK - 30
DEF - 20
This card cannot be played if "You Spent $5200 on BEER!?" is in a player's KO'd pile.


Team Channel 6
1: Rabbi Krustovki - Krusty's Dad
ATK - 0
DEF - 3
When this card comes into play, reveal the top card of all players' decks, and then place them at the bottom of their respective decks.

1: Mr. Teenie - Krusty's Sidekick
DEF - 1
Krusty Brand Seal of Approval. Loyalty.

2: Corporal Punishment - Krusty's Sidekick
ATK - 2
DEF - 1
Krusty Brand Seal of Approval. Loyalty.
Corporal Punishment gets +1 ATK and +1 DEF for each "Krusty's Sidekick" card in your KO'd pile.

2: Sideshow Mel - Krusty's Sidekick
ATK - 1
DEF - 2
Krusty Brand Seal of Approval. Loyalty.
Sideshow Mel gets +1 ATK for each Equipment card in play and in your KO'd pile.

3: Krusty - Krusty the Clown
ATK - 3
DEF - 4
Krusty Brand Seal of Approval
Krusty gets +1 ATK and +1 DEF for each card with "Krusty Brand Seal of Approval" in its text box in your KO'd pile.

3: Rorrie B Bellows - Link to Krusty the Clown
ATK - 4
DEF - 3
Rorrie B Bellows cannot come into play if Krusty is in play.

4: Bart - The I Didn't Do It Boy
ATK - 5
DEF - 5
Krusty Brand Seal of Approval. Loyalty.
Your opponent loses twice as much endurance when this card is recruited.

4: Bumblebee Man - No Me Gusta
ATK - 4
DEF - 7
When this card becomes equipped, you may KO the equipment card > stun target character.

5: Kent Brockman - Anchorman
ATK - 6
DEF - 8
If you have 3 or more Plot Twists with 'Headline' in the title, increase Kent Brockman's ATK by 5.
If you have 3 or more Plot Twists with 'Top Story' in the title, increase Kent Brockman's DEF by 5.

6: Krusty - Young Clown
ATK - 11
DEF - 10
Krusty Brand Seal of Approval.

7: Sideshow Bob - Off the Deep End
ATK - 14
DEF - 10
If there are no other Team Channel 6 characters in play, Sideshow Bob gets +6 ATK and +3 DEF.


Team Evil Springfield
1: Mayor Quimby - Diamond Joe
ATK - 1
DEF - 0
You may discard a card from your hand instead of paying this card's recruit cost.

1: Smithers - Waylan Smithers
ATK - 1
DEF - 1
Loyalty. If Mr. Burns is in play, Smithers gets +4 ATK.

2: Ralph Quimby - Upset over Chowder
ATK - 3
DEF - 1
If you play the Plot Twist "I'm Gonna Enjoy This!" while this card is in play, KO target character.

2: Chief Wiggum - Clancy Wiggum
ATK - 1
DEF - 4
Loyalty
If Mayor Quimby is in play, you may stun target character.

3: Snake - The Original Criminal
ATK - 4
DEF - 4
When Snake is equipped, put a +2 ATK/+2 DEF counter on Snake.

4: The Hounds - Army
ATK - 7
DEF - 7
When this card comes into play, exhaust up to 2 target-non Team Evil Springfield characters in play.

5: Sideshow Bob - Die Bart, Die
ATK - 12
DEF - 6
If there are no othe Team Evil Springfield characters in play, Sideshow Bob's recruit cost is lowered by 1.
If Bart is in play, increase Sideshow Bob's ATK by 4.

6: Marge Simpson - Arrested for Stealing Liquor
ATK - 12
DEF - 12
Activate, pay 10 endurance > All characters in play lose their Team Affiliation for this turn.

7 - Homer Simpson - I am Evil Homer!
ATK - 16
DEF - 16
If "Maracas" is equipped to this character, Homer Simpson - Good Homer Simpson cannot be played.

10 - Mr. Burns - Charles Montgomery Burns
ATK - 35
DEF - 10
When this card comes into play, search your Deck for a character card with 'Smithers' in the title and play it in your support row. Shuffle your deck.
When this card leaves play, search your Dek for up to 3 copies of "The Hounds" and play them in your Front Row. Shuffle Your Deck.


Non-Affiliated Characters
1: Milhouse - The Little Weiner Kid with the Glasses
ATK - 1
DEF - 1
Evasion
If Bart is in play, you do not have to pay this card's Evasion cost to use Evasion.

2: Apu - Apu Nahasapenapedalon
ATK - 2
DEF - 2
If "Kwik-E-Mart" is in play, increase this character's ATK by +4 and DEF by +2.

3: Sea Captain - Ahoy Maties!
ATK - 6
DEF - 2
If "Two Glass Eyes" is equipped to Sea Captain, this character cannot be attacked by characters with a cost of 6 or more.

4: Comic Book Guy - Dare I Cross the Final Frontier
ATK - 4
DEF - 12
Discard a card from your hand > draw 2 cards.

6: Principal Skinner - Spanky
ATK - 17
DEF - 1
If 'Skinner's Mother' is in play, this card cannot attack or attack back.

7: Patty and Selma - Diabolic Sisters
ATK - 5
DEF - 5
This character cannot be attacked, or attack.
Any player at any time may pay 20 endurance to KO Patty and Selma.


Plot Twists
1: Top Story - Not on the Level
Choose target location > Target location beomes exhausted, and cannot ready this turn.

1: Top Story - Boy Trapped in a Well
Choose target character > Character is taken out of play for the rest of the turn.

1: Top Story - Where's My Danish!?
Choose target equipment > KO target equipment.

2: Headline - Lincoln Squirrel Assasinated
KO target support-row character with a cost of 2 or less. Only 1 copy of this card may be played per turn.

2: Headline - Elephant Baby Born
If Homer Simpson is in play, exhaust that character.

3: D'oh!
Choose target player > Target player's turn is ended. All other players lose 10 endurance.

4: And Now, the Final Curtain
If Bart and Sideshow Bob are in play, and on opposite sides of the field, KO all characters with Bart and Sideshow in the title in play.

5: I'm Gonna Enjoy This!
Ongoing: All non-Team Evil Springfield characters gain ATK -2.

5: You Spent $5200 on BEER!?
Ongoing: Homer Simpson characters in play gain ATK -3 and DEF -5.

6: Oh Yes, that Crippled Irishman
If Mr. Burns is in play, you may pay all but 3 of your Endurance for a Mr. Burns you control to attack directly this turn.


Locations
1: Kwik-E-Mart
All ready characters gain ATK -1.
All exhausted characters gain DEF -1.

2: Nuclear Power Plant
All Evil Springfield characters in play are not considered to be unique.

2: The Simpson Estate
All Team Simpson characters gain ATK +1 and DEF +1 while exhausted.

2: Channel 6 Lot
All Team Channel 6 characters in your deck, KO'd pile, and hand gain "Krusty Brand Seal of Approval".

3: Mr. Burns' Estate
"The Hounds" cost 1 less to recruit.
"Mr. Smithers" costs 1 less to recruit.


Equipment
0: Two Glass Eyes
While equipped, the character this card is equipped to cannot be attacked, or team attacked by characters with a cost of 4 or 5.

0: Maracas
This character gains +2 ATK.

1: Pie - Cherry
This character gains ATK +1, and ATK +1 for every card with PIE in your KO'd pile.

1: Pie - Apple
This character gains ATK +1, and DEF +1 for every card with PIE in your KO'd pile.

1: Pie - Grape
This character gains DEF +1, and ATK +1 for every card with PIE in your KO'd pile.

1: Pie - Whip Cream
This character gains DEF +1, and DEF +1 for every card with PIE in your KO'd pile.

Worst List EVER !!!

Here are some kool people you didnt do ..


No Affiliation

3: Apu - Quick e Mart owner
ATK - 4
DEF - 5
Apu gets +1 attack and +2 defense for each team corruption character in play your opponent controls. Whenever Apu stuns a character named bart you draw a card.


1: Milhouse- Barts best friend
ATK - 1
DEF - 0
Milhouse gains the team simpson affiliation when bart or Lisa are in play, whenever he team attacks with Bart or Lisa you may draw 3 cards, then discard a card.

6: Comic Book guy- Worst Game EVER !
ATK - 7
DEF - 13
Comic Bok Guy gets +1 attack for each character your opponent controls up to 4. If your opponent would increase the attack of a character attacking Comic book guy you may draw a card and get +1 attack

0: Ralph Wiggum - Tastes like grandma
ATK - 0
DEF - 0
If you control Lisa, Ralph Wiggum gets + 1 atk, If you control Cheif Wiggum he gets + 2 Defense.

If your opponent controls Nelson you may discard Ralph Wiggum to make yourself draw 2 cards.

Activate -> Draw 3 cards instead of 2 at the start of the next turn.

6-Duff-Man

Text: "Fresh DUFF!! Oh YEAH!!!"

Attack:10
Defense:12

Cards named Homer cost 2 less to recruit if Duffman is in play. Cards with the "Moe's Tavern" (a.k. Moe, Barney,etc) affiliation cost 3 less to play but must be KO'd at the end of the turn

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mr.burns
when mr.burns comes in to play for each card you discard it cost you 1 less to recurt mr.burn
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flavor text
im the richest in springfield and most power full. muhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Nelson
Team: Bullies
Recruit Cost:3
ATK: 3
DEF: 5
Whenever this card attacks a character w/ a higher recruit cost he gets +X ATK, where X is that cost.

Dolph
Recruit Cost: 2
ATK: 1
DEF: 3
Whenever Dolph attacks he gets +X ATK and +X DEF ,where X is the number of Bullies you control.

Lisa -Nelson's Girlfriend
Recruit Cost: 1
ATK: 0
DEF: 2
Team Bullies
Evasion.
Play this card only if you control Nelson.
When this card comes into play search your deck for any card and put it into your hand.

Kearny
Recruit Cost: 4
ATK: 6
DEF: 6
Loyalty
When this card comes into play don't put a cosmic counter on hm.
Cosmic: This card has invulnerability, is reinforced and gets +6 ATK and +6 DEF.
Whenever Kearny stuns a character, put a rampage counter on him.
Remove 3 rampage conters from Kearny: Put a cosmic counter on him.



Irritate
Threshold: 3
Put a rampage counter on target character.
Ongoing: Characters have: Remove 2 rampage counters---> This character cannot be stunned ,while attacking this turn.


Threatened
Plot Twist
Cost: 2
Target player loses 5 endurance or discards 2 cards from his/her hand.
Play this only if you control a Bully character.



Bully Rampage
Cost: 2
Target attacking bullies character w/o evasion gets +3 ATK ths attack. In additon, that character gets an additional +2 ATK for each card named Big Bully in your discard pile.

The Playground
Cost: 1
All cards named Random Punks are considered to have the Bullies Team Affiliation.
All Bullies get +1 ATK.

Mr. Smithers
Recruit Cost: 3
Team Burns
Activate---> Cards named Mr. Burns cost 1 less to recruit this turn.
Activate----> Search your deck for any card. Use this power only if you control Mr. Burns.
ATK: 1
DEF: 3

Burns' Mansion
Location
Cost: 5
You are considered to control Mr. Burns.
All Team Burns characters get +2 DEF.

Krusty Action Figure
Army
Team krusty
Range
Recruit Cost:1
ATK: 0
DEF: 0
Cosmic: Activate, Give target opponent a $5 bill-----> Put 3 +1 +1 counters on him. Use this power only once per turn.
Pay $25----> Remove all counters from all characters in play. Any player may use this ability.
This card gets +3 ATK as long as you control Krusty.

Krusty
Team Krusty
Recruit Cost: 8
ATK: 17
DEF:17
As an additional cost to recruit this card, pay 10 endurance.
Activate------> Search your deck for all copies of Krusty Action Figures and put them into your front row, ready.

I could go on all day.

Mr. Burns-The Billionaire
Cost: 20
Loyalty
Evasion
Cosmic: This card has invulnerability.
When this card comes into the play, you may give your opponent $5 or pay 5 endurance , if you do so, you win the game.
ATK:0
DEF: 0

Hounds
Army
ATK: 3
DEF: 0
Team Burns
Recruit Cost: 2
This card gets +1 ATK for each Hounds card you control.

Homer-Loyal Idiot
Recruit Cost: 4
Team: Simpsons
ATK: 15
DEF: 9
Loyalty
If you do not control another character, this card cannot attack.
Whenever you declare an attack w/ this card flip two coins, if both of them are tails , your opponent may choose target character, Homer attacks that character instead (even if its your own.) Breakthrough applies normally. If one of them is tails, negate this attack. If both are heads, Homer gets +1 ATK this attack. Whenever this card becomes stunned, lose an additional 4 endurance.

Mr. Burns-Sadistic Mastermind
Recruit Cost: 7
ATK: 0
DEF: 0
Evasion
Activate, KO any number of other target characters you control w/ a combined cost of X ---> Move target character w/ X or less cost to your front row.

Mr. Smithers-Loyal Servant
Recruit Cost-6
ATK: 2
DEF: 5
Loyalty
Recruit this card only if you control Mr. Burns
Mr. Smithers cannot be stunned.
Cards named Mr. Burns cost 2 less to recruit.
As long as this card is protected he is reinforced.

And finally

Kang
Cost 8
Team Aliens
Recruit this card only if you control Kodos
Activate--->All other players discard their hands.
ATK: 25
DEF: 20
Range
Opponents cannot play plot twists.

Kodos
Cost: 7
ATK: 20
DEF: 25
Range
Evasion
At the end of your attack step ,put a cosmic counter on him.
Cosmic: As long as Kodos has a cosmic counter, Kodos cannot attack.
Whenever this card is team attacked, Kodos gets -15 DEF this attack.

Now the Justice Team

Reverend Lovejoy
Cost: 2
ATK: 0
DEF: 5
This card gets +1 ATK for each Justice card you control.

Ned Flander
Cost: 3
ATK:5
DEF:9
Ned cannot attack.
Evasion
At the start of the combat phase, gain 1 endurance for each Team Justice Character you control.
Activate---> Maud costs 1 less to recruit this turn.

Maud Flanders
Cost: 1
ATK: 1
DEF: 0
At the start of the recovery phase, all players draw a card for each ready team justice character you control.
Activate, remove this card from the game (to heaven) ----> Team Justice characters cost 1 less to recruit this turn.

Rod Flanders
Cost: 0
ATK: 0
DEF: 0
This card gets +3 ATK if you control Tod.

Tod Flanders
Cost: 0
ATK: 0
DEF: 0
This card gets +3 DEF if you control Rod.

Helen Lovejoy
Cost: 1
ATK: 0
DEF: 3
Reerend costs 1 less to recruit.

Maud- Heavenly Spirit (Dead)
Cost: 5
ATK: 10
DEF: 10
Loyalty
Flight, Range
Activate,----> Search your deck for a Team Justice character and put it into your hand. Shuffle yourd deck afterwards. All opponents gain 5 endurance.

All right, I'll say it. This stuff is broken.

I think you guys should at least make things reasonable.

I mean 8 drop Burns would be a 20/20 on turn 3. Game over.

and 1 and 2 drops that can stun or ko any character. You should make it an equal cost. I can't see 1 drop Bart stunning an 8 drop just because he looked at him.

STOP ITS DOESN'T WORK!!!!!

Dr. Nick-Anything cured for a dollar

FLavor TExt "Vhere do you vant this shot?"

Cost: 5
Atk: 7
Def:8

Activate-->Opponent exhausts one character and discards one card.

pay five endurance-->Exhausted opponents character may not ready this turn.


Lionel Hutsel -->Attorney at law
Flavor Text: So that's what those books are for"
Cost:4
Atk:5
Def:6

Cards controller may reinforce two characters this turn. If Lionel Hutsel is protecting a character that character gets +3 Def. If Lionel Hutsel is in the support row, he gets +3 ATK while defending

I agree, most of these cards are too powerful.
Here's a complete list.

1: Bart - He's the Boy You Love to Hate
ATK - 1
DEF - 1
Lose 5 endurance > Stun target character.

2: Grandpa - I'm Old, Gimme Gimme Gimme
ATK - 1
DEF - 2
Activate, KO Grandpa > KO target character
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4: Bartman - Bart in Disguise
ATK - 6
DEF - 6
If Bart is in play, increase Bartman's ATK by 3 and DEF by 2.
You may pay 8 endurance instead of Bartman's recruit cost to play this card.

5: Marge - Steroid-User
ATK - 15
DEF - 15
You must pay 5 endurance to recruit this card.

5: Lionel Hutz - Attorney at Law
ATK - 0
DEF - 25
Activate, KO Lionel Hutz > Draw 4 cards.


6: Santa's Little Helper - Slowest Dog on Earth
ATK - 0
DEF - 0
When this character comes into play, return up to 4 target characters in play into their owner's hand.
If you have no Team Simpson characters in play, this character's recruit cost is lowered to 1.

7: Homer - Hulk Homer
ATK - 9
DEF - 9
If Bart is in play, increase Homer's ATK and DEF by +10

2: Chief Wiggum - Clancy Wiggum
ATK - 1
DEF - 4
Loyalty
If Mayor Quimby is in play, you may stun target character.

0: Ralph Wiggum - Tastes like grandma
ATK - 0
DEF - 0
If you control Lisa, Ralph Wiggum gets + 1 atk, If you control Cheif Wiggum he gets + 2 Defense.

If your opponent controls Nelson you may discard Ralph Wiggum to make yourself draw 2 cards.

Activate -> Draw 3 cards instead of 2 at the start of the next turn.\

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mr.burns
when mr.burns comes in to play for each card you discard it cost you 1 less to recurt mr.burn
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flavor text
im the richest in springfield and most power full. muhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


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Just for fun (not to mention some of mine)

Updated.
I errata'd some of the cards so they wouldn't be broken anymore.

Lionel Hutz isn't broken, just misunderstood.
Marge-Steroid user definitely isn't broken now.
Bartman's cost makes him less playable.

Team Corruption is now Team Evil Springfield
Apu's last name is probably wrong, but I tried.