I know it may seem rediculous, but if I could make any card in the world, I'd make "Hostess Cakes and Pastries". As any comic fan would know (and if you don't, hit up seanbaby.com), Hostess Fruit Pies and Twinkies have helped pretty much every superhero, from Spider-Man to Batman, Superman to the Fantastic Four, in the ongoing fight on crime.

Hostess Fruit Pie
Equipment
Cost 2
Equipped character gains "Activate, Exhaust target character an opponent controls. Play this only during the Combat phase."

Does anybody else have any really off-beat card ideas?

Tony The Tiger !!
Recruit cost 13
Affiliation: Kelloggs Force
ATk 20
Def 20
flight no
range yes

Recruit Tony the Tiger only If Frosted Flakes is in play. Tony The Tiger Costs you one less to recruit for each Kelloggs Force you control. When tony the tiger is team attacked stun 2 characters you control, if you do your all opponents loses 20 endurance. In addition Tony the Tiger Gets +1 +1 for each kelloggs force target opponents control. If tony the tiger is ever stunned You lose the cost of the single character that stunned him.(this is in addition to the normal stun cost)

They`re Grreatt!!

Toucan Sam
Recruit Cost : 5
Affiliation: Kelloggs force.
Atk 6
Def 13
Flight
range

Toucan Sam gets +1 +1 if you control Tony the Tiger, In addition Toucan sam Has Activate- Target Kelloggs Force Charcter you Control is considered to be reinfored and that character gains Activate - Stun Target character with a cost of 2 or less.