So the word is that Britney Spears (no relation to En-Kur) has recently shaved. Her head. Her skull. Hello, my face is up here?

Anyway, it got me thinking. She is probably just going through a "starting over" phase and maybe we need that around here. Get rid of the nappy old dreads and get ready for that upcoming drug test?

Let's see if I am making myself clear.

How would we go about starting over on these forums? Would it be a good thing to do? What would it do for the health of the game? Would it be boring for those of us often stuck at work with a glowing monitor as our only touchstone to real human liveliness? Would it even be possible to forgive and forget the alliegances and grudges that have built up like plaque on our canines? What say you?

Personally, I could go either way. Not with Britney (I'd bag it immediately every time no matter what the hairstyle.) but with the climate of our beloved Realms. I have become accustomed to our face. We fight, we spit, we hug, we dance. I hold no ill will toward anyone who has ever posted here, even Michael "thug" Dudley. (Although I am glad he is staying quiet lately. I would hate for him to get his whole unit blown up due to the loud clacking of the keyboard as he screams loudly at all us idiots.)

I don't even know if the doomsayers are really that much of a problem now that we have endured them for a few months. The game is still alive and kicking axe, even with all the dark clouds.

So what do you think? Should we all shave our heads simultaneously tonight a midnight Eastern time?

Nobody better start a drum circle, that's all I'm saying.

Boy I love you, in nearly every possible way. Consider yourself sigged.

I shave my head a few times a week. Anything else that will gain me entry to the cult? I love Kool-Aid!

God, Britney used to be so hot. Now she's just crazy like Michael Jackson.

There is no crazy like Michael Jackson. That being said Brit and Mike Tyson and a select few other celebs are trying their darndest to steal that title. As for the shaved head thing, sorry Stu, she hasn't been "hot" (I'd still hit it) since "Oops...". Natalie Portman, though, was a HOT bald chick.

I don't think Stu is actually talking about Britney's bald head. At least here; he has a thread up in another realms that I think is ACTUALLY talking about it.

I think he's trying to assemble a metaphor.

What he said.

VsRealms is a bang-bang babe like Brit. We have recently went off the deep end. What should we do to get ourselves back on track and in the palm of everybody's hand again.

Or something.

Metaphors Assemble!

Anyone got a link to a pic of bald Britney?

I'm truly confused by this thread.

So who is the trailer park trash that knocked Vs. up and started trying to get popular by being attached to it?

And, has the divorce gone through yet?

Yo.
filler.

Rep for you!

I think the most disturbing part of this thread is hearing that someone would actually want to do Britney.

Well, in all fairness, just like the Realms, she used to be really beautiful.

And just like these forums, she could make a major comback. Let's look at more parallels:

She is worth a million billion dollars. Her name alone is still solid gold. She was a Mousketeer, for god's sake. That never goes away.

She has already amassed a sizable portfolio of good material. Her videos will play forever somewhere.

She will always attract attention.

Given an attitude adjustment and some decent management, I see her making one of the most amazing combacks in entertainment history.

Really.