I've been kicking this one around for a while now and think UDE needs to make the card


Chuck Norris<>Fricking Chuck Norris
Destroyer of Globo Gym

Cost:X


FLight
Range

Atk: 2ÙX
Def:2ÙX

Boost X: Chuck Norris gets 2ÙX Atk and Def

When attacking a character of equal or greater cost, Chuck Norris's breakthrough can't be stopped.

"You wanna repeat that joke about me?"

My Chuck Norris is better:

Chuck Norris

You shouldn't be able to control Chuck Norris, he should choose when he comes into play and then he (not you) wins the game.