Does anyone know the translation of AA

Doop <>The Ultimate Weapon

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The non-foil version:

"Man, I’m SUCH a good rare. Aren’t you glad you busted me? Come on, stop looking at the other cards and put me in the pile. I’m going to win this draft for you. If you don't take me, you know the next guy will.”

The foil-version:

"Does UDE really think this alternate foil stuff is going to sell more cards? I mean come on, it's not like anyone can read this nonsense anyway."

Loyalty. Concealed. Invulnerability.

Omg Thats Awesome

I don't remember the Extended Art/Stacker version exactly ... but it basically asks if people like the stacker idea, and gives a website address to send their comments.