Text borrowed from Slicktrickyrick:
Welcome back to the latest and greatest LPC thread. LPC stands for the Last Poster Challenge, a tradition that dates back to at least 2009. Yes, you can be the winner of this very thread, just by being the 1000th post. What do you win, you may ask? The honor and privilege of starting and naming the next LPC thread, with great power comes great responsibility. The LPC is a steel cage match of banter revolving around music, sports, weather, Heroclix and mom jokes. The only rule is no posts about politics or religion. It's really very simple. Anyone can do it.

With all that said, I would like to thank all past winners!

I'm gonna be honest, the hardest part of never winning is that I feel like I have a banger of a thread name for this!

I also have to be honest. I struggled to think of a name that wouldn't bring deserved ridicule. I think that I may have failed.

Thin Red Line, checking in.

Don't feel guilty, as that was well played. Also, there was no planning on my part. I just went with what came to mind. Congratulations.

Also, in regards to not being able to link to Alice In Chains on YouTube (because of that SESAC error)...

https://deadline.com/2024/09/youtube...ac-1236102749/

I guess I'll go pee in the corner before aqhoffman does. Enjoy the asparagus tainted smell.

Dare to Be Stupid Mandatory Fun Running with Scissors Straight Outta Lynwood Off the Deep End Alapalooza Yankovic in 3-D Bad Hair Day Poodle Hat Alpocalypse Polka Party!

Close!!!!!

I’ve been told that I should have linked to this thread from the last LPC thread. I apologize. Since ithat thread is now closed I wonder if Slicktrickyrick could do one more post to fix that? Please. If not, is there anything else that I can do? Thank you all.

The Swami of the LPC wasn't ready!

As is tradition...

Sanitarium (Almost Official Music Video) Metallica

I like the Lions' blue helmets with the black lion. They're quite sharp!

Completely missed the end of the previous thread!

Up to the 1000 again, hope we can make it a bit quicker this time round.

Yeah, I was really surprised when it was mentioned that the thread was started in 2022. I really thought it was sooner than that.

The Banish Zone, the venue that I am a judge and a tournament organizer for, got picked to host the ROC Pennsylvania State Championship (400-point Silver Age) tournament.